weez99

New update...

Car still good

Room half way there

I am awful at managing my time.

I just bought the new lovitt records dvd. it will be arriving in the mail within days...it will be wonderful.

Tonight=ENGINE DOWN and DECAHEDRON!!!!!!!! It will be fantabulous.

So theres a rich guy sitting next to a bum on a bench. The rich guy says to the bum.
"Want to know what I got my wife for christmas?"
The bum says "I guess"
"I got her a diamond necklace and a porche."
Bum - "(sarcastically)Greeeaattt"
Rich guy - "Want to know why?"
Bum - "uhh, I guess"
Rich guy - "That way if she doesn't like the necklace she can drive back to the store and return it. What did you get your wife"
Bum - "A pair of flip flops and a dildo."
Rich Guy - "flip flops and a dildo...why the hell did you get her that"
Bum - "That way if she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself"

misogyny aside, its fuckin funny in person