webspider

Every time I see him I want to put a knife in his neck!!
So much anger inside...If I could kill one person without having to go to jail over it.....ohh what a happy day it would be for me..
"ohh well"
but on a brighter side
(Captain Pink Beard)

Yehr there mateys
Iz be back again to tell yee a little tale.

One evening while Iz wuz battlingz thee evil britsh
Iz had a very slow indepth thoughttt.
If iz was to put jelly on one piece of tooast. and thaan
the yeeaahhr Caaptain crunch on thee other
I would havss me very own sandwichhh..;
Iz would call it the Captain pink beard special
YeahR
hardi har har

alls the liittle kiddiz would buy hundreds at a time..

har har har hardi har hardi yeahr har yar di har har