WHO HATES THE ACTOR JOSH HARTNETT. A MUST READ THEN My buddy chet used to live up at mamath lakes in Ca. Well "Chet" aka Dan would take dog hair and roll it into a stash to glue upon his face. Put on some glasses a cowboy hat. and there you have it..CHET...
back to the story.. chet was well known on the mountain in all the bars and all the home also the gangs knew him.
one night chet went to the bar to have a drink.. and every time he would go to the bar tender Josh Hartnett kept running into "Chet" and spilling his drink...the first two time Josh did this to Chet he ingored it.... but when he kept doing it, well Chet go tired of it...
Again you should know Chet is well known on the mountain. Not for his great personality but for the amount of fist brawls he was known for. hell the cops wouldnt even mess with him...............ummm what was iiii t a l king aboouuttttt. ooook yeah.
after the last spilling of chet drink Chet confronted Josh and all hissss, well they looked like crack whores and two body gaurds. chet" So are you going to pay for the last three drinks you spilled on me?" Josh Hartnett and his little whore give off a giggle.Josh"your the one that should have been watching where he was going."Chet"Listen you little rat puke, you can pay for my drink or we can go out side and i'll work it out of your face..."Hartnetts body guard step infront of him.
chet does not have any moral reasoning befor they could speak chet throws a right hook and lays our one of the body guards. the other one swings and hits chet in the face but it didnt even phase him.chet drops down and grabs the guy junk and twists it. the guy screams out in pain....while he droped to his knees. chet stands up and knees the guy in the face knocking him under the stool table.
Josh yells to chet to stop. Josh offers to chet to buy the whole bar a drink if he would just stop...and just like that chet stoped and walked off to get himself another drink. Thats why I love my brother Dan. Hes the best person you would want on you side if someone was to try and start a fight with you. they might try and start one. Dan will end it in about three seconds. With no remorse for whom gets in his way....
back to the story.. chet was well known on the mountain in all the bars and all the home also the gangs knew him.
one night chet went to the bar to have a drink.. and every time he would go to the bar tender Josh Hartnett kept running into "Chet" and spilling his drink...the first two time Josh did this to Chet he ingored it.... but when he kept doing it, well Chet go tired of it...
Again you should know Chet is well known on the mountain. Not for his great personality but for the amount of fist brawls he was known for. hell the cops wouldnt even mess with him...............ummm what was iiii t a l king aboouuttttt. ooook yeah.
after the last spilling of chet drink Chet confronted Josh and all hissss, well they looked like crack whores and two body gaurds. chet" So are you going to pay for the last three drinks you spilled on me?" Josh Hartnett and his little whore give off a giggle.Josh"your the one that should have been watching where he was going."Chet"Listen you little rat puke, you can pay for my drink or we can go out side and i'll work it out of your face..."Hartnetts body guard step infront of him.
chet does not have any moral reasoning befor they could speak chet throws a right hook and lays our one of the body guards. the other one swings and hits chet in the face but it didnt even phase him.chet drops down and grabs the guy junk and twists it. the guy screams out in pain....while he droped to his knees. chet stands up and knees the guy in the face knocking him under the stool table.
Josh yells to chet to stop. Josh offers to chet to buy the whole bar a drink if he would just stop...and just like that chet stoped and walked off to get himself another drink. Thats why I love my brother Dan. Hes the best person you would want on you side if someone was to try and start a fight with you. they might try and start one. Dan will end it in about three seconds. With no remorse for whom gets in his way....
strangeattractor:
dog hair, eh.
strangeattractor:
not to be confused with the hair of the dog, i.e. drinking in the morning to chase off a hangover.