yahr there mates this is pink beard here to tell yee a little story. tis be a story of danger and terror. and about a boy who lost his medicine and is starting to go insane. not really but it puts a little edge on it. yahrdi har har.
well it all started when the earth seas started to rummble back and forth causing tsunami waves and flooding a small town of marysville. this poor boy had a hard time finding something to eat. he had been lost for days in a raft, over his once small town...then one day a bird flew to him and said "ye be the one we call the turd burgler:" "there will be a quest ye must go on to make sure the rest of tree people will survive." The boy than arose and with the sun behind him said with a bold chest forward." I will go on this quest." the boy then grabed the bird and bit his head off. after his small meal he sat and thought that maybe he should have asked what the quest was befor killing the bird.
i need to see that lip of yours!