God's wrath has receded.
Maynard did not, in fact, abandon Tool in favor of our lord and savior. It was a poorly conducted April Fools joke. By poorly conducted I mean it broke the following generally accepted April Fools joke rules:
Your joke must take place on April 1st. (This one was posted on the 31st)
If you are playing your joke on people you don't know, you must give them some way to know it is a joke. Generally this is accomplished by making your story more and more ridiculous until its falsehood becomes obvious and people start to feel stupid.
If you cannot do this, then you must, at some point, say the phrase, "April Fools."
Otherwise, you're just being a cock.
Maynard did not, in fact, abandon Tool in favor of our lord and savior. It was a poorly conducted April Fools joke. By poorly conducted I mean it broke the following generally accepted April Fools joke rules:
Your joke must take place on April 1st. (This one was posted on the 31st)
If you are playing your joke on people you don't know, you must give them some way to know it is a joke. Generally this is accomplished by making your story more and more ridiculous until its falsehood becomes obvious and people start to feel stupid.
If you cannot do this, then you must, at some point, say the phrase, "April Fools."
Otherwise, you're just being a cock.