So I'm watching porn (as I am wont to do), and this jackass can't get it up for Taylor Rain. Now, not only is she the hottest woman in porn, but she's eating his ass (like it was puppy chow as Chris Rock would say), and this zero can't get a rod.
Now I understand that there's a certain element of performance anxiety involved (I...
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Now I understand that there's a certain element of performance anxiety involved (I...
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Women make no sense.
And not in the way that Zermelo-Fraenkel set theory doesn't make sense, either. ZF doesn't make sense to me, but I rest comfortably in the knowledge that it makes sense to others. It has bizarre and confusing implications (how can one infinity be bigger than another?), but it is not self-contradictory.
I met this chick on hotornot (yes, I'm lame; let's...
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And not in the way that Zermelo-Fraenkel set theory doesn't make sense, either. ZF doesn't make sense to me, but I rest comfortably in the knowledge that it makes sense to others. It has bizarre and confusing implications (how can one infinity be bigger than another?), but it is not self-contradictory.
I met this chick on hotornot (yes, I'm lame; let's...
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God's wrath has receded.
Maynard did not, in fact, abandon Tool in favor of our lord and savior. It was a poorly conducted April Fools joke. By poorly conducted I mean it broke the following generally accepted April Fools joke rules:
Your joke must take place on April 1st. (This one was posted on the 31st)
If you are playing your joke on people you...
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Maynard did not, in fact, abandon Tool in favor of our lord and savior. It was a poorly conducted April Fools joke. By poorly conducted I mean it broke the following generally accepted April Fools joke rules:
Your joke must take place on April 1st. (This one was posted on the 31st)
If you are playing your joke on people you...
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It's been a weird fucking week. The body count includes:
The Pope
Mitch Hedberg
My Grandfather
some bitch in Florida that I don't give two shits about
In addition, Maynard from Tool has apparently found Jesus and abandoned work on the new album that I've been waiting for for almost 5 years.
Also, the bar I went to on Easter got shut down. It was...
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The Pope
Mitch Hedberg
My Grandfather
some bitch in Florida that I don't give two shits about
In addition, Maynard from Tool has apparently found Jesus and abandoned work on the new album that I've been waiting for for almost 5 years.
Also, the bar I went to on Easter got shut down. It was...
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Dear Jesus,
I hear you died for my sins, so... thanks for that. Since you're already dead, should I just keep sinning? Also, I hear you died a virgin. That sucks, man. Did you at least get head?
Irreverently,
Weasel
I hear you died for my sins, so... thanks for that. Since you're already dead, should I just keep sinning? Also, I hear you died a virgin. That sucks, man. Did you at least get head?
Irreverently,
Weasel
Feminism is a bitch.
I just got slammed hard by a friend (she called me "the oppressor") for suggesting that the socialized concept of beauty, bane of all womankind, isn't doing wonders for men, either. My point is this: I am conditioned to believe that women are inherently beautiful and men inherently ugly. Two women kissing is hot; two men kissing is gross. The feminist...
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I just got slammed hard by a friend (she called me "the oppressor") for suggesting that the socialized concept of beauty, bane of all womankind, isn't doing wonders for men, either. My point is this: I am conditioned to believe that women are inherently beautiful and men inherently ugly. Two women kissing is hot; two men kissing is gross. The feminist...
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