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My head is is mud.

I've been battling the flu for the past few days, conveniently ooinciding with my two week stretch of working every single night. One of the major drawbacks being that I find myself awake, not alert but awake, around 9:30 every morning, then unable to fall back asleep until just before I have to be at work around 5. Thus, my...
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nimhly:
I feel your pain. I have the most retarded cold/flu ever. I just cough and cough and cough. I've been sucking on cough drops and downing nyquil but the WRETCHED COUGH WILL NOT LEAVE ME BE!!! GAH!

It's always hot when your bartender is going through a coughing fit while making your cocktail. mmmmm.
siv:
Yeah, whatever, fatty!!! You were ecstatic! Eying the chicken soup aisle with lust in your heart!

Nyquil makes me feel drunk, but not in a run-around-with-pants-on-my-head way. More like being the pants.
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Things are looking up.

Thanks so much to all of my wonderful friends who offered support and love. kiss


Depression gives me really strange dreams. Two nights ago, I punched George W. in the nose because he wouldn't stop touching me. He was like, "Oooh, you're in trouble now, I'm telling the Secret Service."

I was like, "Bitch, go ahead and squeal, I'll tell them you're...
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mercie:
end of this month... hey as long as it's before Feb 1, it's great because that when I go back to work... puke Otherwise you'll be bored! hah...

But yeah come on down. I won't be a bitch to you.
kiss
freyja__:
hope you're feeling better.
xo
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My New Year's Eve pretty much sucked butt, as New Year's Eves are wont to do.


I didn't want to even leave the house, but I had to host the karaoke party.

I didn't want to even drink at all, but I had to host a freaking KARAOKE party.

So...got wasted, two of my friends had their wallets stolen, my boss put my coat with...
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mercie:
Too drunk to fuck. It is a sad day indeed.

kiss
mercie:
PS - I love karaoke. I go every tuesday with my friends to the most kickass karaoke EVER. It's so awesome you can't call us gay for going to karaoke every week.
xoxo
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I am a lucky boy.

I have the best friends in the entire world.

Those of you that I consider myself lucky enough to be your friend, I hope you know how much I love you, because it's a whole big bunch.

And those of you fortunate enough to be in the inner circle, there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. And I truly...
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tuxy:
I dig the armpit hair on you.

It's a very subjective thing, though. I don't think it would look too hot on me. That said, a dick wouldn't be too hot on me either... or would it? Hrm...

Your inner circle has to be rad - freyja is in it. Happy New Year.
mojopin:
whats up wes...hows life treatin ya?
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I now finally have internet at the house.

Therefore, I will torture you all with daily updates into my crappy life.


Eat it, bitches!!!
irina:
Mmmmm, delicious!
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mistakesmade:
wink mad wink mad wink mad wink mad
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
wink mad wink mad wink mad wink mad

kiss
MM
mle:
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Crying
God knows I'm good
God knows I'm good
Maybe God will look the other way
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unnecessaryz:
I don't know if that picture looks so much like I'm thinking "Waxangel is making me soil myself" as it looks like I'm actually thinking "gubahgoo? Blaaaaaaaah!"
stellartrane:
good luck, I think your done for.
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I have had, by all possible standards, a Spectacularly Awesome last 10 days. I cant even begin to describe how lovely, beginning with Sivs visit last Friday, and capped by a completely debauched SGNY holiday party last night. And I should be basking in the warm, satisfied afterglow of ten diems not just fully carpe-d, but bent over, spanked, and just plain ravaged....
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siv:
Okay, MM just made my socks roll up and down a bit with the posting of that picture. blush
freyja__:
ha ha.
no.
it doesn't.
jerk.
tongue
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Mars and Venus are giggling conspiratorially, plotting strategies to make me even sexier.


Look out, bitches.
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thelibra:
are those pipe cleaners? biggrin
jamielee:
It was awesome meeting you last nite!! Much love to buttgrabbing!! smile
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Keep your electric eye on me, babe


Put your raygun to my head.








I adore so many of you.
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nimhly:
set the ray to jerry.
broadwaybee:
You adore me even though I'm lame and broke and can't leave my house?

*glee*