waxangel

I will now interrupt my recent string of funny-to-me-yet-far-beyond-all-of-you-except-penny journal updates. I will only say that those of you who failed to find/and/or/comment upon the unavoidably awesome humor of "Maximum Cuddles" may have missed entirely my core personality and sense of Funny.


Which means I'm laughing at you, not with you.



Props to penny and Mercie.





For those of you of a more literal, basic mindset, here is an entry sans metaphors or obscure references:



Someone whom I love and cherish very dearly recently said to me, "If you ever got your shit together, you'd have hot girls trampling each other to be your girlfriend."

I intend to test this hypothesis.


In the immortal words of Marge Simpson, in the original Simpsons arcade game, "Look out, world!" (After which, she'd brain you with a vacuum cleaner, which I can't promise that I won't do.)