So it's 1 a.m., nearly everyone is asleep in my house but myself, and I try to catch up on Sportscenter as nobody is in the living room, or even on the first floor at all. As I'm about halfway through, one of my roommates comes down, in her pajamas, and proceeds to hike her large, revolting foot up onto the coffee table and slather on some kind of repugnant-smelling Chinese foot balm.
Right, Fucking. Next to me.
What the fuck is wrong with you, bitch?!?
If you want the remote, ask for it, 'cause that shit is GROSS.
Right, Fucking. Next to me.
What the fuck is wrong with you, bitch?!?
If you want the remote, ask for it, 'cause that shit is GROSS.
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nimhly:
start masturbating, that'd probably make her leave.
seth0067:
So I expect to see you man, Do you work at a conveniant place for wireless inernet still or would that be too much of a cooincidence?