I'm going on Who Wants to be a Millionaire tomorrow. Again. This time it's not lame-ass Celebrity Trivia edition, so I'd say I've got a pretty good shot at making it. Unfortunately, I have to sit in the audience through two tapings in order to go on. Ah, well, the million bucks will make it all worthwhile. Who wants to be a Phone-a-Friend?
Today, I look at apartments. I may be moving as soon as Monday. I can't wait, I'm so sick of the shithole I've been living in for the past year and a half. Moving back to Brooklyn!!! So far the best choices include living in a whole brownstone with 3 or 4 European artist girls, sharing a 2-bedroom just off Prospect Park with a human-rights activist, or a converted warehouse in Bushwick with 2 musicians. The warehouse is first to visit, but it's more expensive. The brownstone is looking really good so far.
And the great thing is, I hardly have any stuff, so moving will be a snap. Plus, I get to start collecting all new stuff. Yay.
Goodbye, Manhattan, I shall not miss the teeming hordes outside my doors. I'm moving to a land of trees and strollers.
Today, I look at apartments. I may be moving as soon as Monday. I can't wait, I'm so sick of the shithole I've been living in for the past year and a half. Moving back to Brooklyn!!! So far the best choices include living in a whole brownstone with 3 or 4 European artist girls, sharing a 2-bedroom just off Prospect Park with a human-rights activist, or a converted warehouse in Bushwick with 2 musicians. The warehouse is first to visit, but it's more expensive. The brownstone is looking really good so far.
And the great thing is, I hardly have any stuff, so moving will be a snap. Plus, I get to start collecting all new stuff. Yay.
Goodbye, Manhattan, I shall not miss the teeming hordes outside my doors. I'm moving to a land of trees and strollers.
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siv:
ME. DOOD. I'm totally smart and stuff. Phone number on request,
unnecessaryz:
You can use me as your phone friend, but I might be too tempted to make a dick joke and blow your chances as payback for stealing my beer and leaving me in a trash can.
