waxangel

I have a funny story that, if you don't think is funny, you should probably not be my friend.


My friend Mike King is an asshole. I mean, he's a mean, unpleasant pain in the ass who would be a total racist homophobe if he didn't hate white people and heterosexuals just as much as everyone else. Strangely enough, he's also really intelligent and well-read. Go figure.

Anyway, he's from Texas (no way!), and moved to San Francisco several years ago and had some complaints about Gay Pride Week.

Mike says to me, (adopt heavy Texas accent to read this) "Man, Gay fuckin' Pride Week, I tell ya man, the gays, they just take over this town, man."

"Well, Mike, it is San Francisco. They pretty much run the place day-to-day, anyway, right? I mean, that's fairly normal."

"Naw, man, this is like...they just, they take over, man. Like, there's this huge fuckin' pink triangle up on the hill, man, and it's like, five hundred feet tall, man. You can see the fuckin' thing from space, man."

"Wow, that's pretty big."

"Yeah, man, the first thing I thought was, 'Aw, great, man, now the aliens know we got AIDS.'"


Ba-dum-bum.