My hand is shredded from opening Coors Light bottles all night. Coors Light is what my mom drinks when she's feeling her white trash. It's also what the majority of douche bags at the Ace Bar drink on a shitty Friday night.
And then my hangover ate you alive.
Oh, and in the Daily News today there was a picture of a kitten that somebody rescued from the bay, and they named it Nemo, which was the name of the awesomest cat ever and my best friend in the world. We spread his ashes in the East River underneath the Williamsburg Bridge, so I like to think that he rose back from the water and was found by these people yesterday. They'd better treat him right.
"Our hearts, sun up, sun down, there's more to this than just a kiss, but a partner in crime."
And then my hangover ate you alive.
Oh, and in the Daily News today there was a picture of a kitten that somebody rescued from the bay, and they named it Nemo, which was the name of the awesomest cat ever and my best friend in the world. We spread his ashes in the East River underneath the Williamsburg Bridge, so I like to think that he rose back from the water and was found by these people yesterday. They'd better treat him right.
"Our hearts, sun up, sun down, there's more to this than just a kiss, but a partner in crime."
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penelopelee:
haha. my sociological experiment worked. are you still online?
broadwaybee:
I don't eat red meat. 