waxangel

I need a new job.

Here are my qualifications:

- General misanthropy

- Don't do mornings

- Sexually obsessed (I will more than likely jerk off at work at some point)

- Deep disdain for authority

- Won't wear a suit

- Very loose definition of the word "stealing"

Now who wouldn't want an eager, young go-getter such as myself?

More to the point, I really ought to get my shit together.

This is the story of my fucking life: what happens when you're in love with a boy, but you don't want to be his girlfriend?

Today only: Ask me any question, I'll answer it. Anything.