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Got 350 heads
on a 305 engine,
I get 10 miles to the gallon,
I ain't got no good intentions.





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I need some love. For real.
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freyja__:
aw, baby.
lovelovelove.
broadwaybee:
*fart*
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There is a distinct possibility that I will indeed die from this hangover.
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derceto:
those definitely suck, i have had a few of those before. i use a steady diet of water and advil to gt through them
penelopelee:
i cringe just thinking about that feeling. once i had a hangover so bad, my hands kept going numb and i was seeing stars in one of my eyes. or maybe i was just having a stroke. who knows?

i have more homework than... i can't even think of an apt analogy for how much homework i have right now, but it's a fucking lot. have fun going back to school!!
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If you're pretty sure you saw a friend's wife on an internet porn site, do you tell him?
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krrn:
depends how close the friend is. But, yeah, maybe bring it up with the lady first.
freyja__:
pfft.
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Wow, I'm so glad I went through all the trouble of getting my Professor's permission to take his high-level Drugs & Behavior class, because when I went to the Psychology Department to prove that Professor Jenab said it was OK, they didn't even bother to check before they approved me to register for it.

Let's hear it for public universities that are enrolled to nearly...
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jason:
shit! its aspen im on his computer i guess that comment makes more sense now. der.
aspen:
god i'm a dumbass sometimes. anyway i was there but i left early cuz like i felt icky and had been out for awhile.
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Big poker winnings + booze + Xanax = Goodnight All.
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unnecessaryz:
I've got a piece of furniture you can have. It's called my lap, bitch. Sit down.
kikka:
i caaan't sleep
night
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If only William Faulkner had the good sense to amalgamate the Compsons, the Sartorises, and the Snopes, he may have come up with a viable modern psyche, capable simultaneously of honor, strength, and manipulation to a degree as yet unachieved.
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I think I finally figured out the basis of my ongoing beef with Kiefer Sutherland. He plays the baddest of baddies in the Lost Boys. This was a major influence in my formative years. I've never liked him since. I won't watch 24. I've never cared for his movies. I even was engaged to one of his cousins, yet, still, of the Sutherlands,...
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irina:
I hate Valentine's Day too.
prophetnoise:
1-FUCK Hallmark Day!
2-Yeah, fucking an ex just for the good sex has done me nothing but trouble. I know all too well how it can got too far because of good sex.
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Sometimes I just want to be somebody's somebody.



But then, I'm yet to be my own body.
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southernbelle:
Awwww, that's so sweet!! I think that you are on to something though....before you can love someone else or they can love you, you have to love yourself!! smile
throatneedle:
too much depeche mode for you
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I can't get the image to resize without the text being unreadable, so just go here and laugh.




I've been feeling extremely low lately, which is a little odd considering that school just started and I'm usually a bit manic for the first couple weeks of class, then the depression hits and I end up dropping classes or just not going.

When I feel this...
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unnecessaryz:
You need to try the non-alcoholic version of me. I hear it's fantastically spirit lifting.
freyja__:
hang in there, sugar.
you are so loved.
xo
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"What did you expect?" he murmured. "Time passes."

"That's how it goes," Ursula said, "but not so much."

When she said it she realized that she was giving the same reply that Colonel Aureliano Buendia had given in his death cell, and once again she shuddered with the evidence that time was not passing, as she had just admitted, but that it was turning in...
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gallas13:
you know i never could finish that book. i loved LITTOC, but that. . .well to me it's like midnight's children. big, sweeping, and then you get half way through it and you realize the guy is just jerking off all over you.
originalzombee:
don't we all?

eh.

but then again, wouldn't feeling good all the time make you forget how it feels to feel down? then feeling good would become...mundane.

you'd cease to feel GOOD bc you wouldn't remember why GOOD is so GOOD without BAD to remind you how GOOD it is.

you'd only exist, floating and unaware.

sounds pretty boring. whatever
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Last night I got an offer to go out on tour with High on Fire.


And I can't go.


God Damn.
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vixennyx:
i hate when that shit happens. i missed so much last year bcuz of stupid reasons- mainly money and work. dam those responsibilites!!!
mercie:
frown Don't you hate it when shit makes you stay put?

I'm ready to up and move right this minute if it weren't such a pain in the ass, and if i didn't have two roommates depending on shelter in my house..... BLEH

xoxo