watutsi

"Let's just be friends."
I think the only time I would ever be relieved to heat that is when I'm meeting a new cell mate.

It's a boring story and we've all got one just like it.
However, these were new for me.

So all your other friends are guys who started off thinking you were interested in them before you set them straight. Great, I'll fit right in.

Sure, as your recently acquired best friend I'd love to help get the attention of that guy you've got a massive crush on.

All I want to know is there a cooling off period for these "friendships?"
I think I really need to grow a pair!