In a few month's time I will be 35.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
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What's that you say?! 18 is a man's sexual peak?!!
For feck's sake.......
Good thing that I have the wonderful memories of my first wet dreams to fortify me, as my testicles shrivel up.
Many of them involved this lady:
Servalan, you hot, sexy, merciless space-bitch.
For feck's sake.......
Good thing that I have the wonderful memories of my first wet dreams to fortify me, as my testicles shrivel up.
Many of them involved this lady:
Servalan, you hot, sexy, merciless space-bitch.
coffeelove:
If I don't want to go to sleep, then yeah. On other occasions I go willingly 
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imspectr:
Ooooo...thank you!
jena:
At this rate, my mother will get to live out the rest of her life like a schnuck.
Bank holiday weekend.
We get the Monday off because off it's proximity to the 1st of May. May Day.
Thank you for that, Commies.
We get the Monday off because off it's proximity to the 1st of May. May Day.
Thank you for that, Commies.
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imspectr:
Thanks!! I'll let everyone know how it goes!
jena:
I constantly repeat myself so I always actually quote that line to myself- lulz.
You think you're Frankie Vallie, you're some kind of BIG SHOT!?!?
You think you're Frankie Vallie, you're some kind of BIG SHOT!?!?
Two days ago, I had my first ever prostate examination.
I had actually just turned up at the doctor's, to get a repeat prescription for the antibiotics I had been taking to destroy the infection in my wittle gland.
But, while I was explaining my position to the doctor, he demanded that I assume another. Lying on my side on his examination couch, with my...
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I had actually just turned up at the doctor's, to get a repeat prescription for the antibiotics I had been taking to destroy the infection in my wittle gland.
But, while I was explaining my position to the doctor, he demanded that I assume another. Lying on my side on his examination couch, with my...
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foolish_hyena:
Staples mate got 14 of them and they are driving me crazy and as for the exam be gald he didnt put on some music and spray a little lavenrder perfume
otoki:
Thanks, we did
Back from Paz Vega land. Dammit.
Apparently, in my absence - I've "friended" someone who goes by the name of thickasabrick. I have no memory of this. Because I've been absent. When I click on thickasabrick's profile - I get redirected back to my own.
Is someone on staff being a jolly japester?
Apparently, in my absence - I've "friended" someone who goes by the name of thickasabrick. I have no memory of this. Because I've been absent. When I click on thickasabrick's profile - I get redirected back to my own.
Is someone on staff being a jolly japester?
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niobe:
Happy Earth Day!
niobe:
Thanks!
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foolish_hyena:
If you doubt yourself you wont land that class of girl to fondle just remember be confident and nomatter how smoking a woman is they still wanna be treated as a person. not an object to be idolized (there are exceptions to every rule)
rexx:
thanks!!! :returns hug:
have fun in spain! i'm jealous!
have fun in spain! i'm jealous!
Ok - here's a question for you:
Is it bad form to hand in a piss sample to the doctor's receptionist, when the bottle is still warm?
Because not ten minutes ago - I did just that. And got the look of death.
Is it bad form to hand in a piss sample to the doctor's receptionist, when the bottle is still warm?
Because not ten minutes ago - I did just that. And got the look of death.
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c_is_for_cookie:
Retired? Is that what they are saying about me now! Bastards!
c_is_for_cookie:
FUCK YEAH!
I'm sick.
Not sick as in psychotic, but I think I have a dose of the spring flu. My joints are all achey, I'm feverish (experienced horrifying delirious dreams last night) and I'm leaking copious amounts of snot.
Looking on the bright side - I don't think it's Avian Influenza.
But wouldn't it be at least a little bit cool, being "patient zero", in a...
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Not sick as in psychotic, but I think I have a dose of the spring flu. My joints are all achey, I'm feverish (experienced horrifying delirious dreams last night) and I'm leaking copious amounts of snot.
Looking on the bright side - I don't think it's Avian Influenza.
But wouldn't it be at least a little bit cool, being "patient zero", in a...
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bob:
I didn't, I did look at the registry to see which models were in...but, thanks to my amazing brain...
I can't remember the names I saw.
Fail.
I can't remember the names I saw.
Fail.
bob:
Next is getting into the audience for the Ultimate Submission bouts that they film live.
I'll be 35 in Novemeber.
40's creeping up on us, huh?