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Friday Jul 29, 2005

Jul 28, 2005
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I'm feeling uninspired...so today is for Mohawk Tips 101. These are of course dependent on the person, but work for me.



DO's
-Drive with a mohawk, but you need to hunker down with that low-rider attitude. Seat back, arm stretched to the wheel. (see pic) Tunes optional (not for me I suppose, but in general).

-Practice limbo moves to avoid low obstacles. Particuarly important if you're tall (me? 6'8" with the mohawk).

-Be the friendly mohawk dude. You'll answer a billion questions about how you spike your hair, but it's all good.

-Smile at kids who say "Mom, look at that guys hair!" (optional: if you want to be SCARY mohawk dude, you can scowl. Not my style though, being a teacher and all).


DON'T's
-Use your liberty spikes to toast marshmallows. Hair is flammable.

-Charge enemies head first, thinking that your head is armed with deadly weapons.

-Lean in towards heavy machinery with lots of gears. If your head isn't popped like a grape in the gears, at the very least you'll be talking scalped city. ouch!

QUESTION

What's the worst/best haircut you've ever had?

As for me? In seventh grade I wanted to get this cooool feathered cut. The barber was 50-something though, and wasn't exactly Mr. Style. I peddled my ten-speed home as fast as I could and fixed as best I could. Painfully bad it was.
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casper:
my nips hurt.


how are yours?
Aug 1, 2005
hollygolightly:
just so you know... i am thinking of you xxx
Aug 1, 2005

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