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My sisters marriage has been and gone, and much hugging, picture taking, speech saying, eating, smiling and drinking was had. In my case far to much drinking, thankfully there where loads of people to help me to the taxi (Which then charged me 25 quid for a five minute journey, fuckers). it will be a day long remembered by the Lloyd family.

Anyway heres a...
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There isn't a better feeling in the world than knowing you don't have to get up in the morning.

And for a week I will know that joy,

Unless Kate Winslet gives me a "blow start" every morning I couldn't be happier.

Plus my sisters getting married on Friday, and thats fucking ace.

Christ, literally nothing happened today. I have bugger all to riff off and spin into a journal entry. Been trying to write something everyday just to keep the creative part of my brain ticking over. Lets see what did I do today?
- Woke up.
- Went to work
- Ran around achieving very little due to interruptions that took me away from tasks I...
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My VCR hates me. Any chance it gets to screw me over it takes. This evening I commanded it to record "The Peter Serafinowicz Show", a simple enough task. To an extent it has done as I asked except it has chosen to leave out the sound. Given that the majority of Serafinowicz's comedy relies on the ability to hear him the recorded footage is...
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30 Days of Night: A Review

Utter utter shit. Not scary, not gory, not anything that constitutes a horror movie. I'll whittle down the problems into some bullet points.

- The story is driven by one of the characters doing something stupid that gets themselves killed. This device is then repeated unitl the film ends.

- The survivors of the intial massacre go and hide...
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Working in a supermarket I am very aware that selling booze or smokes to the underaged leads to terrible consequences. However it seem retailers have become totally paranoid. Went to the local off license to get a pack of cigars (yes i know I've quit, but goddammit sometimes its the only thing that'll make the day a bit less rubbish). I ask for a pack...
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Note to Brain:

Dreams were I am threatened with being stabbed are completely out of order. I thought we went over this with the whole "zombie nightmares are to be discontinued" discussion. To clarify any dream that results in me having to wake up in a state of panic is off limits.

This also includes morbid thoughts of my eventual demise. Just cut that shit...
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Listening to Orbital while driving is a bit like playing Wipeout, only without the speed or excitement. There's no rocket pickups either which makes blasting slow ass motherfuckers off the road almost impossible. Why do people drive so slowly? Why wouldn't you want to get to your destination as quick as possible? Driving is pretty boring most of the time so why prolong it?

Motorways...
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I just got done re - watching "High Fidelity". It was a completely random choice from my excessive DVD collection. My brain thought "Cusack, Black, jokes. That'll tide you over until you decide to got to sleep". Instead I watched the whole damn thing (nevermind I've been up since 0630, and its currently 0230 the next day). What a great movie! Obviously I know its...
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Its 2am, I've just got back from a gig in Manchester. I have to be in work at 7am. its not entirely unlikely I wont be there. Unsurprisingly I'm not that bothered.

More to come later no doubt.

Title card: Several hours later.

Disappointingly I did go to work, all cos I would of felt like a cock for making other people do my job....
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