I've been 29 for about an hour now but so far don't feel any older and wiser. Wouldn't aging be more interesting if were more like "leveling up" in an RPG? Perhaps this is the case, I am getting more pissed off and bitter. Maybe now I can consider myself to be a level 29 sarcasm dispenser.
Heres todays story about my stupid co-worker. Everyday... Read More
A quick thank you to Microsoft first. The latest Xbox 360 update means it will play video files I download of the internet (and by that I mean the legal type, honest). No more waiting for my computer to burn them to a DVD. Brillantly this has coincided with every show I download from America coming to an end due to the writers strike. I'm... Read More
I'm a calm person, really laid back. So much so that once I got punched in the face and instead of retaliating I stepped back and tried to calm my attacker down. People still talk of that moment and reckon I'm some kinda saint for not tearing the fuckers head off.
I want a guitar. Bashing away on Guitar Hero no longer satiates me. I want a real guitar, and I want to be able to play the damn thing. I'm not talking about being able to hammer out solos to an adoring crowd at Wembley stadium, just the ability to string together some cords.
With this desire in mind I went looking for a suitable... Read More
Last night I sat down to view the first couple of episodes of "Pushing Daisies" after it being recommended to me by my good friend Dan. And fuck me if it isn't the best thing I've seen in a long while. To go into more detail would spoil it, it is funny, heartbreaking, weird and romantic. And there's Anna Friel being completely adorable
Its late in the day and I'm hammered on cheap wine, time for an update on my life.
Firstly much praise goes to The_New_Scum for abusing his companies policy on price matching so I didn't have to pay over the odds for Guitar Hero 3. And for driving us to the Raveonettes gig even though I said I would. And for the Alexisonfire ticket. Your... Read More
Ha! I haven't posted a drunken...post for a while now. This may have to rectified sometime soon!
How are you doing anyway love? Not long til i get to harrass you all now mwahahahahaha
I currently have money because my employer failed to pay me last week The previous week I was on holiday, and due to a misplaced holiday form they failed to tell the wages machine why I hadn't been in work. So it didnt pay me. Due to their incompetence I... Read More
We've covered dreams that terrify me are to be discontinued, and to your credit you've complied. I thank you for that. However the replacing of those nightmares with dreams that remind me of horrendous failings in my life is not fucking funny.
You see when you construct fantasies that are so compelling that upon waking... Read More
i saw u thing on SGUK and omg alexisonfire was sooooo gd last nite! so hopefully they'll b just as gd tonite! AND SAOSIN OMG i love them, if u've never heard of them u prob will tonite but they're soooooo gd! enjoy!
emo kids are like chav kids- one day they'll realise they're idiots! its funny that coz chavs dont accept other ppl that are different but emo kids dont accept ne one else thats different from them so wots the point in that kind of life?! we shood all make friends with whoever and live a happy life without worrying about not looking emo enuff haha.
ne ways glad u had a gd time at AoF. xxx
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