Happy "The Earth has orbited the Sun 365 1/4 times, lets all get pissed up and set off fireworks that scare my dog" Day. Its a whole new year! Which for some reason leads to pointless optimism as we all forget how stupid the human race is. I don't get New Years. I'm pretty sure it was invented by magazine editors so they could have... Read More
For the first hour I was enjoying this movie. It was as intelligent as a Will Smith movie about being the last man alive is going to be. The scares worked and watching Big Willy go about his daily rituals to keep himself alive and sane was compelling. I can't fault the opening at all, and... Read More
It has been a truly uneventful day. Apart from catching a customer out in a lie, that was fun. And one of the managers doing a load of work for me. Which might of been a subtle hint that I wasn't doing any work. What else? Erm... I managed to annoy everyone in the canteen by playing Sonic Youth far too loudly on my MP3... Read More
The book you are reading sounds...interesting to say the least. Odd and disturnbing too i may add. I have had an uneventful day too....and my gran sounds just like your grandad..."he was a coloured man" (purses lips) ah, the old folk.
I was gonna do another update on my life. But instead I drunk a lot of beer and watched Seinfeld (cheers Catherine).Your not missing out on much though because I dont think I've moved more then a few feet from my sofa in several days. I did make a good friend of mine spill his pint on Christmas Eve (sorry Will) I tried to apologise... Read More
You rule She is hot!
Did you find your alarm clock yet hun?
I've been at work today, and let me tell you it sucked more balls than a porn star. What a complete bag of wank! Hope your day has been better...and btw, feel free to ramble as much as you want, it gives me something to read xx
Please let this be as good as the trailer makes out it will be.
Bruce Campbell playing himself fighting a monster. Thats taking Don Simpsons theory of "high concept" to levels I doubt even in his coked up prime he couldn't of dreamed of. If it's shit it will be the greatest waste of a fantastic idea. Even worse than George Lucas deciding to make... Read More
Currently every part of my body below the knee is in extreme agony. Why? Well as you may of noticed its very very cold outside. Last night upon leaving one of Denbighs finer drinking venues it was cold enough to make a polar bear think "Fuck that I'm staying in". I scrolled through the numbers on my phone to find the only taxi firms I... Read More
She is hot!
How old is your sister going to be? xx
