watch_it_burn

I'm gonna get my driving licence tatooed on my forehead so i dont have to keep digging it out of my wallet everytime I want to buy some beer. For some reason its not good enough to look over 18 to get your beer on, now you have to look over 21. If you consider that about a year ago I got asked for ID...
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The producers of the behind the scenes documentary for "Superman Returns" have really missed a trick. Instead of focusing on the casting of Brandon Routh (do we really need to know why he was cast, could it possibly be because he was the right man for the job?) why not show us the rejects? Infinatly more entertaining, and possibly funnier than the casting for Fall...
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When I grow up I want to work for Torchwood, the only secret agency that drives a massive Land Rover Sport with its name stenciled on the side. Plus they have a terradactyl in their base which also likes to eat Cyberpeople. I want a job where instead of having to deal with morons I get to deal with things that fall into the catergory...
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Awesome. Jack Skellington in Three Dimensional Ace-O-Vision. Or "The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D" as marketing type people have called it. I like my title better. Whichever moniker your local cinema has on its weekly schedule I highly recommend it. The 3D effect hasn't been employed as a gimmick but rather to add depth to the visuals. Most 3D films (I'm looking at you Friday 13th...
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My car is in the garage. There's nothing wrong with it, but the law says I gotta let a grease monkey (the very talented grease monkeys at G&G Motors) check it once a year. I think there's nothing wrong with it. It works and the tires aren't completly bald. The sunroof doesn't work but then I live in Wales which is a bit like Narnia...
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The internet is a fine thing, what i love is people that use it to show off their talents. People like this:

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=4922240336137558036&hl=en-GB

The 20th Century Fox theme played through the medium of some dudes hands. Awesome, there's a life put to good use.

I have a whole weekend to practice Guitar Hero 2. I will master Free Bird. Then rednecks will worship me and...
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Hello

I was planning on sleeping this evening.

Then Chris bought me a three month gift thing.

Now i am pondering how to get out of work on Monday, and cursing my choice of Diet Cherry Coke. If i had the proper thing I could stay up all night. Do you reckon that mixing it with sugar would work? Or will that just lead to...
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