Once again I have used my day off to the fullest. I went out bought "A Weekend in the City" by Bloc Party, Then I sat on my ass and listened to it. The only time I've moved was to drop of a Brand New album for TheNewScumUK. Yep used the day to the fullest.
Tomorrow I gets to go to work. Joy. To...
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Tomorrow I gets to go to work. Joy. To...
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I recently decided not to write one of these when I was drunk. But FU Sober Geoff, Pissed Up Geoff does what he likes.
Tonight I'd like to talk about things that annoy me. To save time I'm gonna classify everything in the universe as annoying until it proves to me Its worth my time. The only exceptions are people I talk to voluntarily, Stellastarr*...
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Tonight I'd like to talk about things that annoy me. To save time I'm gonna classify everything in the universe as annoying until it proves to me Its worth my time. The only exceptions are people I talk to voluntarily, Stellastarr*...
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Rambo 3 has the greatest game of chicken in the whole history of cinema. A Hind helicopter versus a tank. Awesome. The best bit being that neither of them yield an the helicopter explodes. Because John Rambo is driving the tank that doesn't explode. The lesson being DO NOT FUCK WITH JOHN RAMBO! Especially if he's in a tank.
While watching "Thank You For Smoking"...
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While watching "Thank You For Smoking"...
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VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
mat8drb:
^^^ Yeah, and I'm one of them. Coolest name ever.
mat8drb:
I would love that caravan. I feel an urge to point out that while I am a man, I do quite like the colour pink.
True. I wouldn't impose Chewbacca on any child though.
True. I wouldn't impose Chewbacca on any child though.
"The Fountain" is really good. Nothing like what I was expecting either. And very pretty.
And Geoff's 3 Sentence Reviews will be back next time he watches something he doesn't completely hate.
What an amazing week I had. Just awesome. I had a customer in work wave a boxset of CD's at me and ask
" Will these work in my portable CD player?"
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And Geoff's 3 Sentence Reviews will be back next time he watches something he doesn't completely hate.
What an amazing week I had. Just awesome. I had a customer in work wave a boxset of CD's at me and ask
" Will these work in my portable CD player?"
Its...
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the_new_scum:
Oh my God you went to the cinema by yourself? You fucking weirdo 
My Date- "I had people all day asking me "are you going on a date with Geoff" I've had to tell them all that we're just going out as friends"
Me- "I figured this was a date"
My Date - "Oh."
I can see were she got confused though. I mean boys often ask girls out purely to be friends. Clearly asking a girl to...
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Me- "I figured this was a date"
My Date - "Oh."
I can see were she got confused though. I mean boys often ask girls out purely to be friends. Clearly asking a girl to...
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the_new_scum:
If you buy a Realdoll you can forget about me ever coming round to hang out again. Those things are fucking terrifying
its_matt:
I often have this problem with girls. Bloody fillys!
Something strange is happening. I have evidence.
- Last week people let me make a film. Let me and my friends make a film. Then made people pay to see it. Afterwards people praised it. Later someone turned up with free wine. The only thing thats not odd is how drunk I got.
- Today I asked a girl out. She said yes. At no...
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- Last week people let me make a film. Let me and my friends make a film. Then made people pay to see it. Afterwards people praised it. Later someone turned up with free wine. The only thing thats not odd is how drunk I got.
- Today I asked a girl out. She said yes. At no...
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Sometimes I ponder if I create more drama than is really necessary. Sometimes I ponder if it would be best if I just stayed indoors all the time.
Anyway, its storytime children.
Its Christmas Eve, myself and fellow near - agrophobics (Chris and Martin) are making a rare trip to a bar in Denbigh. Prior communication has indictated that everyone has gathered in the new...
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Anyway, its storytime children.
Its Christmas Eve, myself and fellow near - agrophobics (Chris and Martin) are making a rare trip to a bar in Denbigh. Prior communication has indictated that everyone has gathered in the new...
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
the_new_scum:
We didnt see it. Drove all the way there only to find that for the first time ever a subtitled movie in Llandudno Cineworld was sold out. We considered White Noise 2 as an alternative purely because of Fillion and Sackhoff but Martin (probably rightly) didn't wanna shell out 6 for it.
Instead we just came home, stopping at Asda and Choices on the way. Nothing good in either of them.
I think the best approach with Lynsey would be to just go up to her at some point (or call her) and ask if she wants to do something. Thats all you say - dont make a big deal about how you've had your tongue down her throat. She was all over you at the time and kept going on about how she really liked you so she'll probably say yes.
Trust me, I've nailed a cheerleader
Instead we just came home, stopping at Asda and Choices on the way. Nothing good in either of them.
I think the best approach with Lynsey would be to just go up to her at some point (or call her) and ask if she wants to do something. Thats all you say - dont make a big deal about how you've had your tongue down her throat. She was all over you at the time and kept going on about how she really liked you so she'll probably say yes.
Trust me, I've nailed a cheerleader
huw:
Just get talkin to the girl when she's bak in work and drop into the conversation meeting up sometime.
Mention chips perhaps, that family looooooves chips!
Mention chips perhaps, that family looooooves chips!
From where I sit writing Jennifer Anniston peers down with a near Joker smile. Seriously it spilts her face like she's been necking Smilex more often than a junkie races horses though their fucked up veins.
Could you come with a medication that makes the bloodstream reject certain substances. A chemical bouncer.
"You're not on the approved list of toxic liquids so you can't come...
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Could you come with a medication that makes the bloodstream reject certain substances. A chemical bouncer.
"You're not on the approved list of toxic liquids so you can't come...
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Edited for being drunken bollocks.
Well today sucked. Tomorrow looks like its gonna follow that pattern. I'd imagine Friday will be similarly themed. Saturday might eleviate some of my pain (day off) but Sunday will be like being dipped slowly in acid while I watch my family being raped and murdered.
Christmas in Morrisons, its fucking rubbish.
Well today sucked. Tomorrow looks like its gonna follow that pattern. I'd imagine Friday will be similarly themed. Saturday might eleviate some of my pain (day off) but Sunday will be like being dipped slowly in acid while I watch my family being raped and murdered.
Christmas in Morrisons, its fucking rubbish.
the_new_scum:
I'm really scared.....
the_new_scum:
You're a filthy filthy pervert. Naturally I'll be staying well away from that video and others of it's ilk before reporting you to the proper authorities