I had a phone interview today. I dont remember a thing I said. I definitely made noises into the phone, whether they were relavent is something I dont know.
The only thing I remember is pondering if the girl on the other end was hot.
If I've been sucessful I'm one step closer to being a cashier for the HSBC. One step closer to the...
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The only thing I remember is pondering if the girl on the other end was hot.
If I've been sucessful I'm one step closer to being a cashier for the HSBC. One step closer to the...
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My Grandparents are visiting at the minute, which is very nice and such. Unfortunatly it means soap operas at meal times. Whoever wrote Genesis must have missed the part were God punished us not just with death but with Eastenders and the like. The attraction to these shows confuses me, I didnt know amateur theatre was so popular it could be broadcast in a prime...
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Post in the tone of "Idiocracy"
300! Big Screen! Woo!
No work for 9 (NINE) day.
Monosyllabic stuff is ace.
300! Big Screen! Woo!
No work for 9 (NINE) day.
Monosyllabic stuff is ace.
huw:
When did you get back in here?
Its Monday but somehow its been OK. Most Mondays are annoyingly. Today wasn't.
Some reasons why -
1. I set a whole new level of unproductivity while at work. A cadaver wouldn't of been as lethargic. I am proud of myself.
2. I told my Human Resourses manager that I was taking a week off to look for a new job. She asked me why...
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Some reasons why -
1. I set a whole new level of unproductivity while at work. A cadaver wouldn't of been as lethargic. I am proud of myself.
2. I told my Human Resourses manager that I was taking a week off to look for a new job. She asked me why...
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huw:
I could see Chris clearly in the first place, I chose to mis-see the picture for comic effect.
Since you have changed it I can no longer see the true Chris.
Since you have changed it I can no longer see the true Chris.
huw:
Oh no wait i can now.
My phone keeps reminding me that I'm poor and have no money to place any credit upon it. Little does it know there are very few people that I want to call. Take that you bastard! Didn't think you'd get an owner more anti-social than the most commited hermit did you? Hell there's people I actually enjoy the company of that don't have your number....
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I was lent Brian De Palma's "Obsession" a few days ago, its a great movie. About half way through I thought to myself
and therefore spoilt the end of film. I hate it when that happens. Same thing happened to me with the first "Knights of the Old Republic" game. Either I'm...
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Recently I've been pondering the cross pollination of movie genres in an attempt to create something original. Or at least a mash up of film cliches not seen before. After much deliberation it became quite clear that putting the word "Zombie" before other genre titles created some interesting combinations. Here's a few.
- Zombie Film Noir ( So far just an idea, come back later...
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- Zombie Film Noir ( So far just an idea, come back later...
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I don't think I'm ever going to get bored of this:
Sorry there's no sound, my camcorder is a pile of junk. Just imagine the Star Wars theme and some lightsaber effects and you won't be far away from the actual experience.
I want to go see Hot Fuzz again. Twice in one week just isn't enough. And both times no one else in the...
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Sorry there's no sound, my camcorder is a pile of junk. Just imagine the Star Wars theme and some lightsaber effects and you won't be far away from the actual experience.
I want to go see Hot Fuzz again. Twice in one week just isn't enough. And both times no one else in the...
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the_new_scum:
You make a good point. JohnStitch and Doplex can have their luxury apartment. We'll be rugged outdoorsmen like Brian Blessed would be. He wouldnt stay in some kind of poofy flat.
Incidently since Brian Blessed and I both get paychecks from Gamestation that means we're best friends.
Incidently since Brian Blessed and I both get paychecks from Gamestation that means we're best friends.
cheesy:
It's quite creepy the way those things move. 
Here's a conversation with one of the brain cell deficient customers that plague my existance.
"How much is this?" she says waving one of those plug powered room scenter things in my face.
"I've no idea, let me find out" says me, your dashing handsome hero of this story.
I wander down to the tills and a quick product/bar code reader interaction tells me its...
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"How much is this?" she says waving one of those plug powered room scenter things in my face.
"I've no idea, let me find out" says me, your dashing handsome hero of this story.
I wander down to the tills and a quick product/bar code reader interaction tells me its...
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the_new_scum:
I notice you used the plural of handjob to describe my actions in the Apollo. That technically counts as slander because I only beat off the one guy.
Which Brand New song is your new favourite song then? Is it the date rape song?
Which Brand New song is your new favourite song then? Is it the date rape song?
How's the PSP then?