Lets get the important stuff out of the way. Its the start of the new season of TV in America, and thank fuck for that. More specifically it means Heroes is back on. I love this show and now I have a reason to love it more. You see I like girls that are a bit evil, or very evil infact. Or just unconcerned with morality. Girls like Daphne then, helps shes as cute as litter of kittens in Care Bear land as well.
I've discovered a better virus battler than AVG, Norton or any of those other pretenders. I have Bruce Campbell protecting my computer.
You may ask why he is only armed with a key. Thats to give the malware a fucking chance.
Seems recently everytime I introduce my DVD player to a new disc I'm greeted with greatness. Here's a a run down of movies that have projected on my personal magic lantern.
- Dance of the Dead
Teenagers fight zombies on prom night. Yeah I know that sounds worse than finding your dad boning your girlfriend but stay with me here. What could be a cheap gore and tits movie is instead a highly entertaining comedy horror. Comedic not because of half assed references to other movies but because of geniune laugh out loud moments. That doesn't detract from the more thrilling moments either. I didn't expect to like this movie at all and ended up loving it.
- The Midnight Meat Train
If you've read the Clive Barker short story you know how fucked up horrible this could be. I'm pleased to say this adaptation retains the "Oh dear god thats fucked up!" element. However instead of being a series of gruesome scenes like the latter Saw movies this has a compelling story to tell. Even if you have read the short story it will hold your attention.
In case you've read the book and were wondering
I've discovered a better virus battler than AVG, Norton or any of those other pretenders. I have Bruce Campbell protecting my computer.
You may ask why he is only armed with a key. Thats to give the malware a fucking chance.
Seems recently everytime I introduce my DVD player to a new disc I'm greeted with greatness. Here's a a run down of movies that have projected on my personal magic lantern.
- Dance of the Dead
Teenagers fight zombies on prom night. Yeah I know that sounds worse than finding your dad boning your girlfriend but stay with me here. What could be a cheap gore and tits movie is instead a highly entertaining comedy horror. Comedic not because of half assed references to other movies but because of geniune laugh out loud moments. That doesn't detract from the more thrilling moments either. I didn't expect to like this movie at all and ended up loving it.
- The Midnight Meat Train
If you've read the Clive Barker short story you know how fucked up horrible this could be. I'm pleased to say this adaptation retains the "Oh dear god thats fucked up!" element. However instead of being a series of gruesome scenes like the latter Saw movies this has a compelling story to tell. Even if you have read the short story it will hold your attention.
In case you've read the book and were wondering
- Rogue
I hated the directors last movie "Wolf Creek", I can only think that everyone else that saw that movie was an utter pansy. It wasn't scary and its wasn't horrific. However I'm a sucker for "big animal eats people movies" and so far there's only one bad giant crocodile movie (Alligator 2: The Mutation in case you care). I'll sum up Rogue like this:
Its ace. Check it out.
So there you go.
Here's Kasms doing their thing -
Bye