Fucksticks! Managed to delete an entry AGAIN.
About the only important thing I wrote was to go show The_New_Scum some love. His employers are being total dicks and he deserves better. Maybe if we all club together we can get Kittie Pryde to stop by his place for some loving. We'd have to change the whole nature of reality as well (no mean feat believe me, I've been trying to will Jessica Rabbit into existence for sometime), but I figure he's worth the effort. Failing that fire bomb your local video game shop that kinda rhymes with "Dames Station" (but not the one in which he works).
In other news:
- I still can't play the guitar, but I am getting better.
- Denbigh hasn't miraculously moved somewhere cool.
- My scripts for Heroes haven't been approved. Seems the producers aren't interested in a plot line where I bang Claire like a hurricane hitting a barn door. Shame.
- Neither were they interested in stories that had the cast actually using their powers and doing all manner of cool shit.
- Chris Rock on Johnathon Ross this evening. I've never doubted the dude was funny, but he had my dad laughing. If you consider my father considers "Open All Hours" the height of comedy this is on par with a gay man saying "That Jessica Alba is well fit".
- This. I like to imagine this a bit like Chris Tarrent on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
Tarrent "Now would you like to take the eight and a half grand, or would you like to continue trying to prove your ancient mumbo jumbo bollocks has any place in modern day society?"
Unfortunately Deluded Christian "I'd like to carry on trying to impose my nonsense religion on the rest of the world please Chris"
Tarrent "OK then, is that your final answer?"
Unfortunately Deluded Christian "Yes"
Tarrent "Oh I'm sorry, you fucking fail! See the modern world has grown out of superstition. I'm afraid you'll have to go back to being poor. You'll have to go back to the rest of your ignorant friends and take out your anger on gays/women/abortions in order to stay in tune with a book written thousands of years ago when people didn't have access to all the scientific information me do now that explains things much better than just saying "God did it"
Just to clarify I'm not against Christians, or any other religion. What I object to is religious belief being used as a shield to halt critical thought. Or that belief being used as an excuse to subject women/homosexuals/insert section of society to harassment You can believe whatever you like, just dont ask the rest of us to take it seriously. (This paragraph was sponsored by Richard Dawkins)
I do truly believe that the one thing holding us back is religion. This idea that we are somehow the centre of creation when in fact we are a tiny speck of nothing on the outer edges of the Milky Way. And the Milky Way is one of millions of galaxies flying through a space so massive it may as well be infinite. Insignificant is to big a word for our place in the universe.
There was a point here but I got lost considering the petty nothings of bigots compared to the massiveness of the universe. It reminds me that there is nothing to be scared of. But doesn't explain why I can't talk to girls I fancy.
Anyway heres Bill and Ted explaining the universe far better than I can
Laterz.
About the only important thing I wrote was to go show The_New_Scum some love. His employers are being total dicks and he deserves better. Maybe if we all club together we can get Kittie Pryde to stop by his place for some loving. We'd have to change the whole nature of reality as well (no mean feat believe me, I've been trying to will Jessica Rabbit into existence for sometime), but I figure he's worth the effort. Failing that fire bomb your local video game shop that kinda rhymes with "Dames Station" (but not the one in which he works).
In other news:
- I still can't play the guitar, but I am getting better.
- Denbigh hasn't miraculously moved somewhere cool.
- My scripts for Heroes haven't been approved. Seems the producers aren't interested in a plot line where I bang Claire like a hurricane hitting a barn door. Shame.
- Neither were they interested in stories that had the cast actually using their powers and doing all manner of cool shit.
- Chris Rock on Johnathon Ross this evening. I've never doubted the dude was funny, but he had my dad laughing. If you consider my father considers "Open All Hours" the height of comedy this is on par with a gay man saying "That Jessica Alba is well fit".
- This. I like to imagine this a bit like Chris Tarrent on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
Tarrent "Now would you like to take the eight and a half grand, or would you like to continue trying to prove your ancient mumbo jumbo bollocks has any place in modern day society?"
Unfortunately Deluded Christian "I'd like to carry on trying to impose my nonsense religion on the rest of the world please Chris"
Tarrent "OK then, is that your final answer?"
Unfortunately Deluded Christian "Yes"
Tarrent "Oh I'm sorry, you fucking fail! See the modern world has grown out of superstition. I'm afraid you'll have to go back to being poor. You'll have to go back to the rest of your ignorant friends and take out your anger on gays/women/abortions in order to stay in tune with a book written thousands of years ago when people didn't have access to all the scientific information me do now that explains things much better than just saying "God did it"
Just to clarify I'm not against Christians, or any other religion. What I object to is religious belief being used as a shield to halt critical thought. Or that belief being used as an excuse to subject women/homosexuals/insert section of society to harassment You can believe whatever you like, just dont ask the rest of us to take it seriously. (This paragraph was sponsored by Richard Dawkins)
I do truly believe that the one thing holding us back is religion. This idea that we are somehow the centre of creation when in fact we are a tiny speck of nothing on the outer edges of the Milky Way. And the Milky Way is one of millions of galaxies flying through a space so massive it may as well be infinite. Insignificant is to big a word for our place in the universe.
There was a point here but I got lost considering the petty nothings of bigots compared to the massiveness of the universe. It reminds me that there is nothing to be scared of. But doesn't explain why I can't talk to girls I fancy.
Anyway heres Bill and Ted explaining the universe far better than I can
Laterz.
the_new_scum:
Thanks for the well wishes, man. Got that interview on Wednesday so provided it's not about 2k salary and the rest commission maybe i'll be able to get the fuck outta Gamestation 