Right, I'm gonna put on my "Parapower Psychic Helmet" on and spoil the rest of the year for you. I can totally guarantee this set of predictions will come true.
1. This woman will have a massive comeback.
In no way is this an excuse to post a picture of Phoebe Cates.
2. God will drop by and tell everyone to calm the fuck down, and ask if we are going to do horrible things could we not use him as an excuse.
3. Governments will stop telling us what to do and instead get back to managing their respective countries. There is difference.
4. I will stop smoking.
5. I will start going to sleep at night, instead off passing out cos I'm pissed.
6. The new Indiana Jones film will remind me of the first time I saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark". And not the first time I saw "The Phantom Menace".
7. NASA decides sending people into space again would be really ace. The world sits opened mouthed as some brave bastard sets foot on Mars (Ok that might not happen this year with the planning an all, but seriously how cool would that be) Its been 40 years since we made that incredible journey, and so far the sequels have been rubbish.
8. People go and buy Stellastarr* albums in the same numbers they buy CD's buy some pub singer thats been on TV. Stellastarr* then become the biggest band ever.
Here's "Somewhere Across Forever" by the aforementioned. Possibly my favourite song ever ever ever.
9. By the end of the year I will of started a band. Alternatively someone is going to get a bargain Ibenez on Ebay.
10. The accuracy of the above will be classified as "Highly Unlikely".
Half-assed attempts at humour aside I'd like the next cycle around the sun to favour the happiness of my family and friends. You're all ace.
1. This woman will have a massive comeback.
In no way is this an excuse to post a picture of Phoebe Cates.
2. God will drop by and tell everyone to calm the fuck down, and ask if we are going to do horrible things could we not use him as an excuse.
3. Governments will stop telling us what to do and instead get back to managing their respective countries. There is difference.
4. I will stop smoking.
5. I will start going to sleep at night, instead off passing out cos I'm pissed.
6. The new Indiana Jones film will remind me of the first time I saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark". And not the first time I saw "The Phantom Menace".
7. NASA decides sending people into space again would be really ace. The world sits opened mouthed as some brave bastard sets foot on Mars (Ok that might not happen this year with the planning an all, but seriously how cool would that be) Its been 40 years since we made that incredible journey, and so far the sequels have been rubbish.
8. People go and buy Stellastarr* albums in the same numbers they buy CD's buy some pub singer thats been on TV. Stellastarr* then become the biggest band ever.
Here's "Somewhere Across Forever" by the aforementioned. Possibly my favourite song ever ever ever.
9. By the end of the year I will of started a band. Alternatively someone is going to get a bargain Ibenez on Ebay.
10. The accuracy of the above will be classified as "Highly Unlikely".
Half-assed attempts at humour aside I'd like the next cycle around the sun to favour the happiness of my family and friends. You're all ace.