Happy "The Earth has orbited the Sun 365 1/4 times, lets all get pissed up and set off fireworks that scare my dog" Day. Its a whole new year! Which for some reason leads to pointless optimism as we all forget how stupid the human race is. I don't get New Years. I'm pretty sure it was invented by magazine editors so they could have a month off by just filling there publications with best of lists.
Anyway, I hope the next 365 1/4 days don't suck as much as the last lot did and you all have a moment of happiness, however short and fleeting it maybe.
Sorry if thats a bit maudlin but thats were my head is at. Seems I've got stuck at Melancholy Town without the funds to journey to Happyville.
However there are things to look forward too:
- Two "A Wilhelm Scream" gigs within a week(ish) of each other. I don't know if my unfit frame can cope with that, but I will be front and centre moshing like a loon at both of them.
Ignore the video and just enjoy the song.
- Indiana Jones is making a return to the cinema.
- Hadouken! are releasing an album.
- I'm gonna be 30. The party planning starts here. It will possibly involve skydiving strippers and a parade of dinosaurs. Followed by Optimus Prime and He Man in a cage match while Jimmy Hendrix rocks out. I will look on while Charlotte Hatherley and Kate Winslet battle for my affections.
Alternatively i'll just get very very very very drunk and imagine the above took place,
Theres probably other stuff, but I tire of typing. Have a better one.
Anyway, I hope the next 365 1/4 days don't suck as much as the last lot did and you all have a moment of happiness, however short and fleeting it maybe.
Sorry if thats a bit maudlin but thats were my head is at. Seems I've got stuck at Melancholy Town without the funds to journey to Happyville.
However there are things to look forward too:
- Two "A Wilhelm Scream" gigs within a week(ish) of each other. I don't know if my unfit frame can cope with that, but I will be front and centre moshing like a loon at both of them.
Ignore the video and just enjoy the song.
- Indiana Jones is making a return to the cinema.
- Hadouken! are releasing an album.
- I'm gonna be 30. The party planning starts here. It will possibly involve skydiving strippers and a parade of dinosaurs. Followed by Optimus Prime and He Man in a cage match while Jimmy Hendrix rocks out. I will look on while Charlotte Hatherley and Kate Winslet battle for my affections.
Alternatively i'll just get very very very very drunk and imagine the above took place,
Theres probably other stuff, but I tire of typing. Have a better one.