"So Mr Brain" I inquired "what has perturbed you today?"
"Well" my brain replied "there's this girl..."
Knowing where this was headed I quickly interjected "Stop right there, everyones bored of that. Either grow some balls or shut the fuck up".
Unfortunately my outburst lead to my brain screaming "You don't understand me! I hate you!" then storming off to it's room to sulk. Which means this post will not contain any whiny emo "Why doesn't she love me" shite.
Instead we can focus on the important things like this:
I loved Batman Begins. Its slightly flawed though, it asks the audience to believe Liam Neeson could smack down The Batman. I know he was a Jedi once but come on. This time we have the guy from the gay cowboy movie battling the Caped Crusader. Thats much more plausible.
In all seriousness if you're not a bit excited about Bruce Waynes alter ego being taunted by the Joker you best check you're not currently residing in a wooden box with six foot of dirt on top of you. But not only that they've ditched Maverick's wife and employed Maggie Gyllenhaal instead. Which is good a cue as any to publish another picture of her.
Dunno why I picked a picture of her holding an axe. Or why when you do a Google image search for her you get more hits for her brother. Perhaps Google know something we don't.
There is but one challenger to "The Dark Knight" next year. It involves an old man attempting to one up Lara Croft. To better illustrate that sentence here's another picture.
Until I saw that poster I was utterly cynical about this movie. I've seen Star Wars episodes 1 to 3, I know what happens when George Lucas returns to his best loved movies. He violently rapes them of everything we loved about them. However that was Star Wars, this is Indiana Jones. Surely the formula of "Indy goes looking for treasure, mad shit happens" cannot be poorly implemented?
Then my brain shouts down from its room "Yeah but Harrison Ford hasnt made decent film since, erm, since fucking forever!". A very true comment. Mr Ford has consistently made shite films for about ten years now. However Steven Spielburg hasn't. In fact he's been getting better. Steven even made a film that you wouldn't even recognise as his (Munich), I'm sure stepping back and making a pure Speilburgan (as I've stated before I have an English Degree and therefore licence to make up words) movie would be simple. He'd be like Lewis Hamilton on Top Gear a couple of weeks ago.
In conclusion it will be ace to the max plus awesome to the extreme times Bill and Ted shouting "Excellent!". Yeah, that good.
I bought a guitar earlier this evening. One of my (or Matt to be more specific) friends has sold me his Ibenez something or other. Now I intend to learn how it works. I know the basics, use left hand to form notes right hand to strum. I don't know the whys or hows though. I don't see myself headlining Wembley I would like to be able to bang out a tune though. And perhaps get some like minded people together in what the kids call a "band". I'm getting ahead of myself though.
That'll do I think.See yous later.
"Well" my brain replied "there's this girl..."
Knowing where this was headed I quickly interjected "Stop right there, everyones bored of that. Either grow some balls or shut the fuck up".
Unfortunately my outburst lead to my brain screaming "You don't understand me! I hate you!" then storming off to it's room to sulk. Which means this post will not contain any whiny emo "Why doesn't she love me" shite.
Instead we can focus on the important things like this:
I loved Batman Begins. Its slightly flawed though, it asks the audience to believe Liam Neeson could smack down The Batman. I know he was a Jedi once but come on. This time we have the guy from the gay cowboy movie battling the Caped Crusader. Thats much more plausible.
In all seriousness if you're not a bit excited about Bruce Waynes alter ego being taunted by the Joker you best check you're not currently residing in a wooden box with six foot of dirt on top of you. But not only that they've ditched Maverick's wife and employed Maggie Gyllenhaal instead. Which is good a cue as any to publish another picture of her.
Dunno why I picked a picture of her holding an axe. Or why when you do a Google image search for her you get more hits for her brother. Perhaps Google know something we don't.
There is but one challenger to "The Dark Knight" next year. It involves an old man attempting to one up Lara Croft. To better illustrate that sentence here's another picture.
Until I saw that poster I was utterly cynical about this movie. I've seen Star Wars episodes 1 to 3, I know what happens when George Lucas returns to his best loved movies. He violently rapes them of everything we loved about them. However that was Star Wars, this is Indiana Jones. Surely the formula of "Indy goes looking for treasure, mad shit happens" cannot be poorly implemented?
Then my brain shouts down from its room "Yeah but Harrison Ford hasnt made decent film since, erm, since fucking forever!". A very true comment. Mr Ford has consistently made shite films for about ten years now. However Steven Spielburg hasn't. In fact he's been getting better. Steven even made a film that you wouldn't even recognise as his (Munich), I'm sure stepping back and making a pure Speilburgan (as I've stated before I have an English Degree and therefore licence to make up words) movie would be simple. He'd be like Lewis Hamilton on Top Gear a couple of weeks ago.
In conclusion it will be ace to the max plus awesome to the extreme times Bill and Ted shouting "Excellent!". Yeah, that good.
I bought a guitar earlier this evening. One of my (or Matt to be more specific) friends has sold me his Ibenez something or other. Now I intend to learn how it works. I know the basics, use left hand to form notes right hand to strum. I don't know the whys or hows though. I don't see myself headlining Wembley I would like to be able to bang out a tune though. And perhaps get some like minded people together in what the kids call a "band". I'm getting ahead of myself though.
That'll do I think.See yous later.