Currently every part of my body below the knee is in extreme agony. Why? Well as you may of noticed its very very cold outside. Last night upon leaving one of Denbighs finer drinking venues it was cold enough to make a polar bear think "Fuck that I'm staying in". I scrolled through the numbers on my phone to find the only taxi firms I have listed in it are either in Manchester or Stoke. By the time they reached me I would of died. And it would of been quite costly.
For some reason my brain wasnt thinking all that logically and decided to best course of action would be to run home. Amazingly I actually managed to do this, I was impressed with myself.
When I woke up this morning and tried to move my legs looked up and me and said "You remember that running you made us do last night? Well welcome to payback motherfucker" At the moment I couldn't run if an entire rugby team were coming after me with buggery on their minds. Thatll teach me to indulge in exercise.
Despite my affliction I took a trip to scummy Rhyl to buy some Xbox Live points (why cant you just use money?) Now I can play Street Fighter 2 on my state of the art console. Plus I got the Foo Fighters pack for Guitar Hero 3. Then it was of to Smiths to get something to read, I settled on Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion". Its really good, but I do wonder the point of buying a book that tells me something I already know.
Successful day though.
Other things:
- As has been previously mentioned I've been going out of my way to get some sort of social interaction with this girl I like the look of. Earlier this week I near perfect opportunity came my way. I'm sat in the staff csnteen at work on a break, she walks in for exactly the same thing. She sits opposite, since she's in my line of sight it would be impolite to not say hello. As the words of greeting are forming in my mouth in bursts the store manager, Kevin. Kevin wants to know if we have any Christmas cards left and even though I know there arent could I go and check. For fucks sakes. So off I go to look for imaginery cards instead of talking to a cute girl.
- I am getting worried all of this is making me look like a weird stalker.
- My Stupid Co - Worker is in no danger of losing her nickname. To her credit she is consistant in her stupidity so at least I can factor it into any task I give her.
- The sequel to "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark" is fucking awful. So disappointed cos I love the original.
- "I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus" is the worst song ever. To make matters worse Morrisons instists on playing two different versions of it. Fucking Christmas music. The only decent Christmas song is this.
All the others are total shite.
- Trying to be look alternative while wearing branded "alternative" clothes is a bit pointless. And thats why and my friends were laughing at you last night. Maybe I did deserve to be called a cunt by you, but that doesnt stop you looking like a twat. Plus its not much point arguing with a drunk man that thinks he's funny, doubly so when he is actually being funny.
And thats all.
For some reason my brain wasnt thinking all that logically and decided to best course of action would be to run home. Amazingly I actually managed to do this, I was impressed with myself.
When I woke up this morning and tried to move my legs looked up and me and said "You remember that running you made us do last night? Well welcome to payback motherfucker" At the moment I couldn't run if an entire rugby team were coming after me with buggery on their minds. Thatll teach me to indulge in exercise.
Despite my affliction I took a trip to scummy Rhyl to buy some Xbox Live points (why cant you just use money?) Now I can play Street Fighter 2 on my state of the art console. Plus I got the Foo Fighters pack for Guitar Hero 3. Then it was of to Smiths to get something to read, I settled on Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion". Its really good, but I do wonder the point of buying a book that tells me something I already know.
Successful day though.
Other things:
- As has been previously mentioned I've been going out of my way to get some sort of social interaction with this girl I like the look of. Earlier this week I near perfect opportunity came my way. I'm sat in the staff csnteen at work on a break, she walks in for exactly the same thing. She sits opposite, since she's in my line of sight it would be impolite to not say hello. As the words of greeting are forming in my mouth in bursts the store manager, Kevin. Kevin wants to know if we have any Christmas cards left and even though I know there arent could I go and check. For fucks sakes. So off I go to look for imaginery cards instead of talking to a cute girl.
- I am getting worried all of this is making me look like a weird stalker.
- My Stupid Co - Worker is in no danger of losing her nickname. To her credit she is consistant in her stupidity so at least I can factor it into any task I give her.
- The sequel to "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark" is fucking awful. So disappointed cos I love the original.
- "I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus" is the worst song ever. To make matters worse Morrisons instists on playing two different versions of it. Fucking Christmas music. The only decent Christmas song is this.
All the others are total shite.
- Trying to be look alternative while wearing branded "alternative" clothes is a bit pointless. And thats why and my friends were laughing at you last night. Maybe I did deserve to be called a cunt by you, but that doesnt stop you looking like a twat. Plus its not much point arguing with a drunk man that thinks he's funny, doubly so when he is actually being funny.
And thats all.
mistress_paine:
|That will teach you to have drunken thoughts about running home 
I'm just curious why you don't have a number for a taxi firm where you live? lol xx
I'm just curious why you don't have a number for a taxi firm where you live? lol xx