I bought a lava lamp today. I was actually in the market for a proper lamp, but instead I was swayed by the novelty of melted wax in suspension. Unfortunately it provides very little illumination but does help heat the room due to it becoming warmer than you'd imagine. I've tried to justify the purchase cos it was only a fiver. The flipside is that I still need to buy an actual lamp. Here's a picture of it being pretty but ultimately useless, the Lindsay Lohan of the lamp world if you will.
Got an exciting day lined up tomorrow, well evening anyway. "Fingathing" are playing at the Roadhouse in Manchester and I'm off to see them. Better than that The_New_Scum is driving so i can get boozed up and lurch around in a misguided attempt to dance. Never heard of "Fingathing"? Then watch this.(someones put one of there songs over a particualrly nasty scene from Dario Argento's "Opera", so avoid if squeamish).
Went to see the doctor today about a strange spot I've had on my tongue for a while. I figured it to be an ulcer, but they usually dissipate after a while. This damn thing has been there for a few months. Clearly then it is some precursor to my untimely death. My doctor disagrees and reckons its just an inflamed taste bud or saliva gland. I think he's just too chicken to tell me my end is near. If this is my last missive I hereby leave all my stuff to my dog Charlie to deal with as he sees fit.
I've been referred to people that deal with weird tongue spots. Apparently I'll be hearing from them in a few months. I've half a mind to get a sharp knife and deal with the problem myself. Idiot that I am I'd probably manage to decapitate myself. I dont know if thats possible but its what would happen.
On a completely different subject nothing says its nearly Christmas like sweets in a tube.
And thats all folks!
Got an exciting day lined up tomorrow, well evening anyway. "Fingathing" are playing at the Roadhouse in Manchester and I'm off to see them. Better than that The_New_Scum is driving so i can get boozed up and lurch around in a misguided attempt to dance. Never heard of "Fingathing"? Then watch this.(someones put one of there songs over a particualrly nasty scene from Dario Argento's "Opera", so avoid if squeamish).
Went to see the doctor today about a strange spot I've had on my tongue for a while. I figured it to be an ulcer, but they usually dissipate after a while. This damn thing has been there for a few months. Clearly then it is some precursor to my untimely death. My doctor disagrees and reckons its just an inflamed taste bud or saliva gland. I think he's just too chicken to tell me my end is near. If this is my last missive I hereby leave all my stuff to my dog Charlie to deal with as he sees fit.
I've been referred to people that deal with weird tongue spots. Apparently I'll be hearing from them in a few months. I've half a mind to get a sharp knife and deal with the problem myself. Idiot that I am I'd probably manage to decapitate myself. I dont know if thats possible but its what would happen.
On a completely different subject nothing says its nearly Christmas like sweets in a tube.
And thats all folks!