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Today has been a resounding success. I've had to go to work (and technically still am working) but while on my break I was discussing with Marty993 if Sir Ian McKellan likes to wear his Magneto costume while doing man love. Or if he wonders around asking people if they would like to see his other shiny purple helmet. Once again we plumbed the depths of rubbish comedy for cheap laughs, until we were asked to stop.

it was funny though.

More to come, probably about Hamilton winning in Brazil. Or moaning cos he didnt. Bye for now.

And we're back. Anyways, I rushed home from work so damn fast I'm pretty sure I arrived at my destination before I'd left. I may of invented warp drive by accident. Why was in such a rush? Cos of the Gran Prix, even if it was gonna be a boring race I wanted to see Hamilton win the championship. As you probably know that didnt happen. Gutted, absolutely gutted. Shoulda won, shoulda won it last week. Instead Kimi Raikkonen won, who I'm pretty sure hasnt done anything exciting this season. In fact until they announced he'd won I'd forgotten he even raced anymore

Ah well, next year I guess.

Part of my job at work is organising the CD, DVD and games charts. Since we don't want the dole scum round here nicking stuff I have to remove the discs (but people instead just steal the empty box, seriously) and customers then have to collect them from customer service. I'm sure your aware of the practice.

Since its Sunday I have to get all the new stuff ready to go out Monday morning. It is a bit dull, to amuse myself I have various little games. The most popular is getting the compilation albums and seeing how many songs on it I could tolerate. The one with the most wins the grand price of me not hating it as much as the rest.

In the pile Of CD's I had today was "R+B Classics", I immediately figured it was gonna lose the competition. Given that whats marketed as R+B these days consists of computer beeps, a drum beat and various people going "Oh baby" I think my snap judgment is fair. But in order to play the game properly I'd have to peruse the tracklist. It quickly became apparent there were a few irregularities, artists that really dont belong on a R+B compilation.

Such as:

Lupe Fiasco
A Tribe called Quest
Del a Soul
Missy Eliot
The Fugees
Coolio
Arrested Development
and last but very definitely least P Diddy.

They all belong to a different genre of music, but the name escapes me. My brain associates it with something a cool rabbit might do. Er, mmm, hmmm, Ah yes! Hip Hop thats it! And I got a week pun in there to. But I digress, it seems the publishers of "R+B Classics" feel R+B is a catch all for "music by black people" and not "repetitive shit". Its a sad state of affairs when the biggest actual R+B band is a bunch of old white guys called "The Rolling Stomes".

There you go six paragraphs of absolute nonsense. Other people talk about feelings and such, I gave you critique of rubbish music compilations. Far more entertaining I'm sure you agree.

Just to go back to the F1, that was disappointing. Whats worse though is that there was no Top Gear cos of the fucking snooker! Why do they do this? Why when some prick at the BBC says "Lets pull our highest rated show to put on a minority sport" does no one kick him squarely in the balls?

Well I think thats enough for today.