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Firstly i'd like to say hi to the purple haired girl I saw this afternoon. If I hadnt seen The Simpsons movie this evening you'd of been the highlight of my day. Unfortunately you've been overshadowed by funny yellow people. Sorry about that but when your competition is a show so awesome even my grandmother loves it you can see why you've come in second place. (Note to anyone in the Fox Marketing Bureau, I reckon "The Simpsons Movie: Its better then hot purple haired girls" would be a fantastic quote for the poster. No need to credit me just stick a cheque in post)

There's more but I'll add it later. If I remember what it was. I know I'll leave some bullet points to remind me.

- Transformers, awesomeness of
- Fork Lift, ability to drive of
- Film thing, happening of
- Girl, attraction to
- Rainbow Six Vegas, addiction to
- Some YouTube video, amusement by

Or for fun you could update them for me. Alternatively you could just step into my shoes and live my live for me, or at least the bit were I have to go to work. Just turn up at Morrisons in Denbigh at around 0700, you don't really have to do anything. Just rush around with looking angry and people will think your busy and leave you alone. Please remember to let me know if you wish to take me up on this offer so I dont have to get my ass out of bed.

Email your requests to: fuckinglazy@Iamstupidenoughtodothismansjob

Cheers.