Its Monday but somehow its been OK. Most Mondays are annoyingly. Today wasn't.
Some reasons why -
1. I set a whole new level of unproductivity while at work. A cadaver wouldn't of been as lethargic. I am proud of myself.
2. I told my Human Resourses manager that I was taking a week off to look for a new job. She asked me why I didnt apply for a better job within Morrisons. she wasn't amused when I said it didnt need to be a better job, It just has to be employment anywhere but Morrisons.
3. Heroes a day early. And it was freakin ACE!
4. Embers new set. If anything gonna turn me on to Intelligent Design its her.
5. This comment from my good friend Martin about how the Oscar nominations should be choosen.
"....line up every single poster of every single movie that has been released this year and throw a monkey out of an airplane and see which one it splats on for next year's awards."
6. And finally this picture of TheNewScumUK
Also my film might be hitting the internet soon. I imagine fame and many beautiful naked ladies will follow soon after. I'm going that imagine it anyway, it'll come in handy while I'm stacking shelves tomorrow.
You've probably seen this before, but treat yourself again cos its fucking funny. Altogether now "Our main weapon is fear and suprise......"
Some reasons why -
1. I set a whole new level of unproductivity while at work. A cadaver wouldn't of been as lethargic. I am proud of myself.
2. I told my Human Resourses manager that I was taking a week off to look for a new job. She asked me why I didnt apply for a better job within Morrisons. she wasn't amused when I said it didnt need to be a better job, It just has to be employment anywhere but Morrisons.
3. Heroes a day early. And it was freakin ACE!
4. Embers new set. If anything gonna turn me on to Intelligent Design its her.
5. This comment from my good friend Martin about how the Oscar nominations should be choosen.
"....line up every single poster of every single movie that has been released this year and throw a monkey out of an airplane and see which one it splats on for next year's awards."
6. And finally this picture of TheNewScumUK
Also my film might be hitting the internet soon. I imagine fame and many beautiful naked ladies will follow soon after. I'm going that imagine it anyway, it'll come in handy while I'm stacking shelves tomorrow.
You've probably seen this before, but treat yourself again cos its fucking funny. Altogether now "Our main weapon is fear and suprise......"
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Since you have changed it I can no longer see the true Chris.