Here's a conversation with one of the brain cell deficient customers that plague my existance.
"How much is this?" she says waving one of those plug powered room scenter things in my face.
"I've no idea, let me find out" says me, your dashing handsome hero of this story.
I wander down to the tills and a quick product/bar code reader interaction tells me its 12 quid. I inform Mrs Retard the price.
"You mean its not 77p?" (while pointing to some completly and obviously unrelated price sign thing)
"No"
"And they're not buy one get one free either?"
"No" (that'd mean a product I would of guessed was at least a tenner was been sold for 38.5p. It just seems unlikely)
"Typical Morrisons rip off"
Then they walked away, and where properly killed crossing the car park. At least I hope so.
In other news, well here's the bad stuff first -
- I still have "feelings" for that girl that shot me down.
- Rachel Leigh Cook still isn't taking my calls.
- The Real Institute seems incapable of sending me that film what I did.
The good stuff -
- TheNewScumUK has got himself a new job. And it sounds ace.
- "Lost" is back on tele and is awesome.
- There's two hours of 24 tomorrow night. And Heroes.
- I saw Brand New last week. They played my new favourite song.
- Hot Fuzz. Wednesday. Thank you Jebus.
- Things people say that are funny. Like giving handjobs in the toilets of the Apollo.
THAT. IS. ALL.
"How much is this?" she says waving one of those plug powered room scenter things in my face.
"I've no idea, let me find out" says me, your dashing handsome hero of this story.
I wander down to the tills and a quick product/bar code reader interaction tells me its 12 quid. I inform Mrs Retard the price.
"You mean its not 77p?" (while pointing to some completly and obviously unrelated price sign thing)
"No"
"And they're not buy one get one free either?"
"No" (that'd mean a product I would of guessed was at least a tenner was been sold for 38.5p. It just seems unlikely)
"Typical Morrisons rip off"
Then they walked away, and where properly killed crossing the car park. At least I hope so.
In other news, well here's the bad stuff first -
- I still have "feelings" for that girl that shot me down.
- Rachel Leigh Cook still isn't taking my calls.
- The Real Institute seems incapable of sending me that film what I did.
The good stuff -
- TheNewScumUK has got himself a new job. And it sounds ace.
- "Lost" is back on tele and is awesome.
- There's two hours of 24 tomorrow night. And Heroes.
- I saw Brand New last week. They played my new favourite song.
- Hot Fuzz. Wednesday. Thank you Jebus.
- Things people say that are funny. Like giving handjobs in the toilets of the Apollo.
THAT. IS. ALL.
Which Brand New song is your new favourite song then? Is it the date rape song?