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I recently decided not to write one of these when I was drunk. But FU Sober Geoff, Pissed Up Geoff does what he likes.

Tonight I'd like to talk about things that annoy me. To save time I'm gonna classify everything in the universe as annoying until it proves to me Its worth my time. The only exceptions are people I talk to voluntarily, Stellastarr* and John Cusack. Everything else can get fucked.

Edit

"The Thing" is on TV, this makes everything alright with the world. Ignore all of the above.