My Date- "I had people all day asking me "are you going on a date with Geoff" I've had to tell them all that we're just going out as friends"
Me- "I figured this was a date"
My Date - "Oh."
I can see were she got confused though. I mean boys often ask girls out purely to be friends. Clearly asking a girl to go out with you and only you and there being no other people joining you for the purposes of the two of you spending the evening together does not mean that you are going on a date.
Next time I will have to qualify my statement of intent more clearly:
"Do you want to go out some time? And by that I mean a date as I intend this to head towards romantic entanglements. That doesn't mean you have to give me a handjob during the ride home but it does mean at some point in the future I'd like to see you naked. In no way am I asking you out to be friends."
Bit longwinded perhaps but it will stop any confusion. Interestingly the last girl I asked out also thought we were going go out as friends. Despite the fact we barely knew each other. Is that the way people make friends nowadays? "Hey you seem interesting, hows about we go get a drink and be friends"
Whats really fucked me off though is that it insanely freaking clear it was a date. And if she didnt want to go out with me why not say that on Monday when I asked her? Why wait a whole fucking week to tell me? I've spent the past few days paniced as hell, stressing about everything basically the complete opposite of "Playing it cool". I even hoovered my car (not that it would matter it being dark so she wouldn't really notice the carpet was a bit muddy). Could of been saved all lthat.
Anyway. Normality has been restored, I'm back to hating the world and everything on it. Next time i ask someone out I'm get it in writing, possibly draw up some sort of contract. Or maybe I'll just buy a Real Doll and learn ventriloquism. We could have exciting conversations like this:-
"Oh Geoff will I ever be a real girl"
"No because real girls are evil harpies, now get back in your box"
Thats all for now, Jack Bauer is on tele later. I bet he wouldn't have this fucking problem.
Me- "I figured this was a date"
My Date - "Oh."
I can see were she got confused though. I mean boys often ask girls out purely to be friends. Clearly asking a girl to go out with you and only you and there being no other people joining you for the purposes of the two of you spending the evening together does not mean that you are going on a date.
Next time I will have to qualify my statement of intent more clearly:
"Do you want to go out some time? And by that I mean a date as I intend this to head towards romantic entanglements. That doesn't mean you have to give me a handjob during the ride home but it does mean at some point in the future I'd like to see you naked. In no way am I asking you out to be friends."
Bit longwinded perhaps but it will stop any confusion. Interestingly the last girl I asked out also thought we were going go out as friends. Despite the fact we barely knew each other. Is that the way people make friends nowadays? "Hey you seem interesting, hows about we go get a drink and be friends"
Whats really fucked me off though is that it insanely freaking clear it was a date. And if she didnt want to go out with me why not say that on Monday when I asked her? Why wait a whole fucking week to tell me? I've spent the past few days paniced as hell, stressing about everything basically the complete opposite of "Playing it cool". I even hoovered my car (not that it would matter it being dark so she wouldn't really notice the carpet was a bit muddy). Could of been saved all lthat.
Anyway. Normality has been restored, I'm back to hating the world and everything on it. Next time i ask someone out I'm get it in writing, possibly draw up some sort of contract. Or maybe I'll just buy a Real Doll and learn ventriloquism. We could have exciting conversations like this:-
"Oh Geoff will I ever be a real girl"
"No because real girls are evil harpies, now get back in your box"
Thats all for now, Jack Bauer is on tele later. I bet he wouldn't have this fucking problem.
the_new_scum:
If you buy a Realdoll you can forget about me ever coming round to hang out again. Those things are fucking terrifying
its_matt:
I often have this problem with girls. Bloody fillys!