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There was a cat outside my window today (I live in the attic of my parents bungalow, outside my window is a flat roof. Really handy in the summer for sitting on and drinking beer). It kept meowing at me so I went to check it was ok. Seems all it wanted was a bit attention so I petted it for a while then told...
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Things to do:

- Write my book. Or at least write down what happens before I go senile and forget it all. At least then my offspring could profiteer from it.

- Have some offspring

- Employ someone to take care of my offspring. God knows I aint got the patience for that.

- Watch that pile of DVD's people have lent me.

- Smack...
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"Dear Geoff,

RE: Applicant No. 52313

Thank you for recently taking part in the telephone interview stage of the HSBC
selection process.

After careful consideration we regret to advise you that you have been
unsuccessful on this occasion

Due to the high number of candidates, we are unable to provide individual
feedback to unsuccessful applicants at this stage of the process.

May we take this...
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I had a phone interview today. I dont remember a thing I said. I definitely made noises into the phone, whether they were relavent is something I dont know.

The only thing I remember is pondering if the girl on the other end was hot.

If I've been sucessful I'm one step closer to being a cashier for the HSBC. One step closer to the...
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My Grandparents are visiting at the minute, which is very nice and such. Unfortunatly it means soap operas at meal times. Whoever wrote Genesis must have missed the part were God punished us not just with death but with Eastenders and the like. The attraction to these shows confuses me, I didnt know amateur theatre was so popular it could be broadcast in a prime...
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Post in the tone of "Idiocracy"

300! Big Screen! Woo!

No work for 9 (NINE) day.

Monosyllabic stuff is ace.

At flippin' fuckin' last

Twin Peaks Season 2 DVD

Woo - fucking - hoo

Its Monday but somehow its been OK. Most Mondays are annoyingly. Today wasn't.

Some reasons why -

1. I set a whole new level of unproductivity while at work. A cadaver wouldn't of been as lethargic. I am proud of myself.

2. I told my Human Resourses manager that I was taking a week off to look for a new job. She asked me why...
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My phone keeps reminding me that I'm poor and have no money to place any credit upon it. Little does it know there are very few people that I want to call. Take that you bastard! Didn't think you'd get an owner more anti-social than the most commited hermit did you? Hell there's people I actually enjoy the company of that don't have your number....
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I was lent Brian De Palma's "Obsession" a few days ago, its a great movie. About half way through I thought to myself

and therefore spoilt the end of film. I hate it when that happens. Same thing happened to me with the first "Knights of the Old Republic" game. Either I'm...
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Recently I've been pondering the cross pollination of movie genres in an attempt to create something original. Or at least a mash up of film cliches not seen before. After much deliberation it became quite clear that putting the word "Zombie" before other genre titles created some interesting combinations. Here's a few.

- Zombie Film Noir ( So far just an idea, come back later...
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I don't think I'm ever going to get bored of this:



Sorry there's no sound, my camcorder is a pile of junk. Just imagine the Star Wars theme and some lightsaber effects and you won't be far away from the actual experience.

I want to go see Hot Fuzz again. Twice in one week just isn't enough. And both times no one else in the...
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