Monday Jun 04, 2007

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Oxy just reactivated this account, out of the kindness of his black little heart and also apparently because I am required to "drop by the comic section every now and again and scare the locals." Of course, I'm so fucking exhausted that I didn't realise what was going on until it was done... so I guess I'm here again for three months...!
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gerry_d:
i can't recall what your return would herald - I'm sure it will come to me.

see you in SD.
oryon:
I know Loe's happy. awesome to see ya again.

Friday Dec 16, 2005

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Going away, not coming back.

G'night, good luck, take it easy on yourselves.


Warren Ellis
Bloody England
December 17 2005
warrene@aol.com
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piracy:
quitter
oxy:
Get back here....who else is going to make comments about stan lee if your not about?

Friday Dec 16, 2005

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Huh. I can't actually delete this thing now.

Sneaky.
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poseidon:
Zotted (I believe) is a form of banning from the site. It usually occurs when someone acts like Silver Age Hal Jordan on the message boards.
hot_rod:
warren---

you should know that once you join SG the only way out is death or non renewal of membership, but never ever just plain quitting

it's like joining a biker gang

Monday Dec 12, 2005

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oxy:
Wow...i was wondering what happend to Chris Claremont.

Now i know.
max_renn:
haha good one oxfordboy!!!

Saturday Dec 10, 2005

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If anyone's around later, I'll be doing the old Saturday Night Open Mic at THE ENGINE in a few hours. They can be pretty funny.
neumie:
Sounds fun to me

Friday Dec 09, 2005

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I would pay someone to throw the tuna out of tuna nets and bring me the dolphin to cook instead.
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kolic:
I can't get you Dolphin, but I have tons of of slightly gamey, inbred Sperm Whale I can try and get to ya.

I'll have to trade you for some fresh Koala....
opticnerve:
You know, I've always imagined you looking more Lennon-esque and less Lenin-esque. Go figure.

Wednesday Dec 07, 2005

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Making a necklace out of vaginas is in fact more difficult than it looks.
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piracy:
link to the pictures.
poseidon:
Yeah, but wearing one makes you look like a fanny.

Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

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It occurs to me that a devoted fan and a mad surgeon could go beyond the usual "tattooing Spider Jerusalem on their arse" thing and go straight to having my name scarified on the outside of their heart muscle.

I'm waiting.
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lotusmonger:
my dad is getting laser prostate surgery now... with one quick phone call I can get your name inscribed on his prostate, but I think the symbolism changes with that location.
cheers!
mistress_:
You may appreciate this: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0301/29/ltm.02.html

Are you just going for heart scarification or will a uterus do?

tongue

Monday Dec 05, 2005

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Im sorry I came in your shoes.

Im sorry I hung your teddy bear from the light fitting and then pointed the anglepoise lamp at it so the first thing you saw when you came home was little Bear Paws swinging from his noose in silhouette on the wall.

Im sorry about that thing with your chinchilla and the bellows. But I have to point...
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dontpooyourself:
Anyone who makes you grovel and apologize so much isn't worth your time, man.

You should be setting the front of her house on fire, too.
oxy:
i think we can forgive you all these things.....we just cant forgive you if you stop doing these updates. smile

Sunday Dec 04, 2005

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Would you wear a suicide bomb for me?
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malkav11:
I would not wear a bomb, no. I would, however, wear a dead-man-switch-release pack of insane Russian black squirrels, and isn't that more interesting anyway?
aoife:
no. well, I might wear one, but take it off before it blew.

did love Fell #3, btw.
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