I get to go on vacation tomorrow. Yeah me. If anyone has ever been to Belize and wants to give any top tips please do.
"Belize" I hear you say. "Formerly British Honduras, famous for it's Jaguars and unregulated banking practices," you continue. "Why have you chosen to visit there instead of, say, Disneyland Paris or Botswana"?
The world's second largest barrier reef, jungles, pyramids...
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"Belize" I hear you say. "Formerly British Honduras, famous for it's Jaguars and unregulated banking practices," you continue. "Why have you chosen to visit there instead of, say, Disneyland Paris or Botswana"?
The world's second largest barrier reef, jungles, pyramids...
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salome:
Not to mention the amazing Mayan ruins there!
I was gone and now I'm back but I'm not sure why but why not. So there.
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coralee:
Haha thanks!
That was a good one
That was a good one
salome:
Yes! I'm so glad you got the Oscar Wilde reference! Thanks for the sweet compliment on my set! I put my heart and soul into this set and I'm so glad you like it!
I'm in London again. I love the place (except for all the bits that I hate about it). Isn't it nice that in the last two years the tube fares have doubled, despite them being much higher than anywhere else in the world to start with and the service being crap. Mile for mile it is more expensive to travel on the London Underground than...
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kwizzle:
It's funny-looking. And it makes wallet-wearing painful.
It's the funniest thing ever, my sunburned ass.
It's the funniest thing ever, my sunburned ass.
I have so little to say for myself. You'd think that watching basic cable all day would fill me with interesting life stories, but it turns out not.
Why would anyone even read this? Don't you people have jobs?
Why would anyone even read this? Don't you people have jobs?
salome:
Nope. My job is to waste my life on the internet.
I'm moving to sunny old London in a few weeks. I'm looking forward to seeing old friends, etc. I think I'll travel around a bit to Spain, Dublin, etc. while I'm there.
Maybe I'll get there in time for the weekend they call summer.
Maybe I'll get there in time for the weekend they call summer.
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salome:
Only slightly.
Eh, I only say that because I caught so much hell on account of being American. People would refuse to speak to me, I even got spit on. Not to mention the city is financially ruinous, especially when your money is in US dollars. But I can totally see how anyone who's lived there long-term can have an affection for the place.
Eh, I only say that because I caught so much hell on account of being American. People would refuse to speak to me, I even got spit on. Not to mention the city is financially ruinous, especially when your money is in US dollars. But I can totally see how anyone who's lived there long-term can have an affection for the place.
salome:
"Sunny" London? I lived in London for a year and saw the sun twice. 
So I'm living in Vancouver until the end of the month. Then I move to...actually I don't know where I'm going to.
Where in the world would you go to live for a month or two?
I will do whatever you strangers tell me to.
Where in the world would you go to live for a month or two?
I will do whatever you strangers tell me to.
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meta:
you make me all sad in my heart.
just kidding, I don't care.
a few days ago at Half Price Books I almost bought a $1 dvd on "how to process venison." it showed a deer fully inside-out on the cover. and I thought it was pretty badass and I probably would have given it as a gift, but then I thought, hmm. maybe, just maybe, buying a $1 dvd on the cleaning and processing of dead deer would make me sort of crazy. and not quite ready to make that leap.
I'm just kidding. I just didn't want to spend $1. I'm weird.
just kidding, I don't care.
a few days ago at Half Price Books I almost bought a $1 dvd on "how to process venison." it showed a deer fully inside-out on the cover. and I thought it was pretty badass and I probably would have given it as a gift, but then I thought, hmm. maybe, just maybe, buying a $1 dvd on the cleaning and processing of dead deer would make me sort of crazy. and not quite ready to make that leap.
I'm just kidding. I just didn't want to spend $1. I'm weird.
kwizzle:
Ewwwww. You're grossssss.
Let's be pals.
Let's be pals.
It's the 28th of the month. Is it too early to start looking for a new apartment given that I have to move out on the 30th and have no friends or family in the area to stay with in the interim?
In a realted querry, for the ladies out there, would you find a man who lives in a car
a) much more attractive...
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In a realted querry, for the ladies out there, would you find a man who lives in a car
a) much more attractive...
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salome:
Thank you thank you thank you, for the most realistic comment on the immigration rally I've heard yet.
meta:
my pee today weighed 1.6 pounds. I can't even imagine my excitement the day it weighs a full 2.2 pounds.
I would request your friendship, but there's something ohhh so appropriate about seeing your posts in grey rather than Friendship Purple.
I would request your friendship, but there's something ohhh so appropriate about seeing your posts in grey rather than Friendship Purple.
A little known, and less inquired about fact about me is that I am currently sleeping on an Ikea futon bed. Futon is clearly a Japanese word meaning chiropractor. My back has more knots in it than something with a lot of knots in it.
It actually feels better to just put the 'mattress'- a swedish word meaning two inches of sawdust in a cloth...
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It actually feels better to just put the 'mattress'- a swedish word meaning two inches of sawdust in a cloth...
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kwizzle:
They've said a lot of things about food-smeary-stuff being taboo lately, so I think that was the decision.
I'm glad you don't think I sounded like a tool.
I'm glad you don't think I sounded like a tool.
kwizzle:
You are awesome.
Ok, splain me this- why does no one in the Pacific Northwest know how to drive? What part of 'Slower Traffic Keep Right' is confusing you? 
salome:
No one in the Midwest can drive either, if it's any consolation.
salome:
Right, Chicago's just got a bad rap. 
I like to update once a year, but what the hell- I'll post a little early.
This is where I tell everyone about the cool new cult I've just joined or how junior came fourth at the debate meet. Unfortunately neither of these is the case.
So I'll just remind everyone- it'll behoove ya, to look after your uvula
This is where I tell everyone about the cool new cult I've just joined or how junior came fourth at the debate meet. Unfortunately neither of these is the case.
So I'll just remind everyone- it'll behoove ya, to look after your uvula
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salome:
Thanks so much for your sweet comment on my set! There is a dance set coming up at some point in the future. 
salome:
I won't get much of a payout because legal fees are going to eat up most of the settlement by the time this fucking thing finally gets settled.
My brother goes to USC, actually.
My brother goes to USC, actually.