warpig

I get to go on vacation tomorrow. Yeah me. If anyone has ever been to Belize and wants to give any top tips please do.

"Belize" I hear you say. "Formerly British Honduras, famous for it's Jaguars and unregulated banking practices," you continue. "Why have you chosen to visit there instead of, say, Disneyland Paris or Botswana"?

The world's second largest barrier reef, jungles, pyramids and winter sunshine, for starters.

And no work for two weeks.