Funny things people have said that have stuck with me:
"Welcome to drunkeness (or fill in the blank), population YOU"
*points to glass as you are drinking it* "OH, to be that glass"
"15? (referring to the #15 soup--at a chinese restaurant) 15 like a my wife?"
"in the ass" --to end nearly any given sentence...kinda like "your mom"
"come SEE MUM!"--referring to anyone you'd like to bone.
WHAT do you got???
"Welcome to drunkeness (or fill in the blank), population YOU"
*points to glass as you are drinking it* "OH, to be that glass"
"15? (referring to the #15 soup--at a chinese restaurant) 15 like a my wife?"
"in the ass" --to end nearly any given sentence...kinda like "your mom"
"come SEE MUM!"--referring to anyone you'd like to bone.
WHAT do you got???
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mongoofy:
didnt you read my entry!?!?!?!
mongoofy: