Jesus is like Santa Claus. Some big tale to keep everyone from misbehaving.
"Do you ever find it ironic that we celebrate the Death and Resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night?
Maybe that's why we're fucked up as a culture!
Why those two things?
Why not goldfish left lincoln logs in your sock drawer.
At least the goldfish going from the floor to your sock drawer is a miraculous connotation.
"Mummy, I woke up this morning and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer!"
"THAT's the story of Jesus, son!"
Quote from one of my favs. Anyone know who?
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER, YOU JESUS FREAKS
"Do you ever find it ironic that we celebrate the Death and Resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night?
Maybe that's why we're fucked up as a culture!
Why those two things?
Why not goldfish left lincoln logs in your sock drawer.
At least the goldfish going from the floor to your sock drawer is a miraculous connotation.
"Mummy, I woke up this morning and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer!"
"THAT's the story of Jesus, son!"
Quote from one of my favs. Anyone know who?
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER, YOU JESUS FREAKS
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Fuck Jesus. What Would Bill (Hicks) Do?