Joke for you (courtesy of meathead)
A girl is staying with her grandparents for the weekend and she and her friend really want to borrow the car to go to a party. When she goes to her grandpa, he says that she has to suck his cock and he will let her use the car. She gets grossed out and runs up to her room and tells her friend. But this is THE party, the friend says and finally convinces her that it's not THAT bad.
The girl goes down and asks grandpa to use the car. He says well, first you gotta suck my cock. She says fine, let's make this quick. He pulls down his pants and she moves in to the wrinkley old disgusting grandpa cock. As she takes her first taste, it tastes like shit! She spits it out and says grandpa why does it taste like shit? grandpa says oh yeah, i already lent the car to your brother.
A girl is staying with her grandparents for the weekend and she and her friend really want to borrow the car to go to a party. When she goes to her grandpa, he says that she has to suck his cock and he will let her use the car. She gets grossed out and runs up to her room and tells her friend. But this is THE party, the friend says and finally convinces her that it's not THAT bad.
The girl goes down and asks grandpa to use the car. He says well, first you gotta suck my cock. She says fine, let's make this quick. He pulls down his pants and she moves in to the wrinkley old disgusting grandpa cock. As she takes her first taste, it tastes like shit! She spits it out and says grandpa why does it taste like shit? grandpa says oh yeah, i already lent the car to your brother.
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horus73:
That's kind of gross-funny, kind of, but gross-were you off SG for a while?
bunkdose:
A thousand thank yous my dear..
