wanstead

My life has been breathtakingly crap at times.

Through all the ups and downs and round-a-bouts I don't think I would change it for anything.

On Friday in the pub I'm chatting telling the lads things I've been up to.

I done some wildly amazing shit I've done some sad and pathetic shit

But overall, short of a few small things I think I could possibly be content.

Yeh I'd like the wife to fuck on demand but that's never gonna happen.

I'd like work to be more interesting and little less arseholey but thats never gonna hapen

I'd Like my cock to be a meme known for its size girth and charisma... that sure as shit ain't never gonna happen

but I know one thing sure as shit is gonna happen I'm going to work bloody hard to make sure all my family feel secure content and be who they feel they can be