walshant

Well, this is my first blog post ever, so yay for cherry popping, i just ask that you be gentle, and if I end up crying afterward, just hold me and whisper some bullshit about how everything is still ok, that I'm beautiful and you will totally call me in the morning. I need the lies.

I'm told these blog devices are an on going running narrative of you're life, and right now all I am doing is musing about the various ins and outs of working at a bar, and wondering why so many people are just plan old fucking stupid at restaurants. this may not be the forum or site to muse on this, but it's whats on my mind. these are real questions i have been asked in the past month "What comes with fish and chips?" "Do you put lettuce and tomato on a BLT?" "you don't serve [ favorite beer], can you go and get it for me?", "do you have any secret beers or food NOT on the menu?", "so non of the vegetarian options have meat?", "do you take reservations to the bar?"

If you have read this far I'm sure you have caught on that the take away from this blog should be for the love of christ, Odin, Cthulhu and various other Gods, use common sense before you open your mouth, especially in front of an individual who will be deciding if he cuts you off or not. because i have cut someone off for being an idiot, and i will do it again.