I had an odd conversation with my friends the other day. For the second time they asked me if I wanted to go to a brothel. This isnt something that had come up but once before when they asked the first time. Last time the conversation just moved to other things. This time I asked them why they brought it up and this is what...
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Yep
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toothpickmoe:
Sure.
thefreak:
BOOBS!
-TM
-TM
Slipped in the shower and hit my head on a shelf. That sucked. Needed six stitches to close the head up.
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shesinparties:
i am going to see my momster in about 4 hours, may be out of touch for a couple of days. send backup if you don't hear from me in a couple of days 
hopey:
OOOW, that sucks.
Maybe get little duckie stickies for the bottom?
Was there ever any doubt about my ninja skills?
Maybe get little duckie stickies for the bottom?
Was there ever any doubt about my ninja skills?
Yay!!! I have to go give people their gifts for this day fun. At least I'll get a full tank of gas out of it.
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shesinparties:
yeah, it's weird, my running is getting as "out of control" as all the bad shit i do to myself. i am glad you said hi, i miss you 
shesinparties:
i am glad you are getting some sleep. speaking of, i am about to do the same, must run tomorrow. talk soon
Well because Sarcasticmenace isn't on the site to post this, I thought I would do it for her.
Salad Fingers
Salad Fingers
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toothpickmoe:
Awww, how sweet of you.
thefreak:
I miss her something fierce. 
-TM
-TM
L.L.W.
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shesinparties:
sounds like a good plan. i am now getting ready for sleepy time, talk soon 
shesinparties:
yeah, it will all work out.
Yep
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shesinparties:
hi, just stopping by, i am piss drunk, gotta go beddy, but had to tell you that i you
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shesinparties:
i love you, i dyed my hair and it is the color of blood, i dig it
I need to get out of here and go some where far away for a while. Sadly they wont happen, but I can dream.
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shesinparties:
yeah, it's a good movie. i am sure i will let mr. doggie play the field, he deserves it
shesinparties:
oh he will, he will drag my ass all over the place having good doggie fun. going beddy now, talk later 
Some of my friends came up to me asked if I would help them out, and I said yes. So now it looks like I am going to be delivering the gifts they got for their girlfriends while they are at work. I hate valentines day.
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prockgirlscout:
Friends are fucking assholes. I hope they are paying you.
Oh, that reminds me- I usually check with the local flower delivery places to see if they need extra help on V-day. Good way to make a little extra dough. I need to call around.
Oh, that reminds me- I usually check with the local flower delivery places to see if they need extra help on V-day. Good way to make a little extra dough. I need to call around.
prockgirlscout:
Oh yeah- I hate Valentine's Day too. Last night I showed my husband exactly what I want for V-day because otherwise he's clueless (apparently candy and flowers is really really challenging.) I'm crossing my fingers that he remembers to go get it for me.
Yeah so I have to take this medicine stuff that I really hate. It is causing me major intestinal pain, and gas. The last part is funny and I can live with. The pain on the other hand, well I dont like pain. Im allergic to pain.
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thefreak:
Gas is ALWAYS funny.
Is that what the bag's for?
-TM
Is that what the bag's for?
-TM
hopey:
WElllllllll, i am glad that all of my non company owning friends would hire me.
Thanks.
Thanks.
-TM