Whoa (yes it's 4am) I just stumbled across an LJ community devoted to international swapping of snacks. I knew there had to be people devoted to satisfying Scandinavian twinkie-curiousity. They don't do signups for a while yet though! I'm so intrigued, can you imagine anything better than randomly receiving packages full of TASTY THINGS from entirely different parts of the world? There should be communities...
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deuteranopia:
No, no readjusting. However, there is a particular female demon (think succubus) who, when attempting to lure your character, runs her hand across her nearly-nude chest (only her nipples are covered by what look like pasties and they're connected by a piece of what appears to be string). Comical.
aluminumovercast:
Jeff Goldblum is from Pittsburgh.
Allow me to broadcast this snippet of this evening's Coffeelove-chat, topic: Bad (good) porn
(I have to point out that yes, this did take place in caps lock)
Coffeelove says: "OH WE'RE JUST GOING TO SLEEP I SWEAR"
walkaway says: "YES THIS IS REALLY UNEXPECTED AND NOT AT ALL PLANNED"
walkaway says: "WOW MY BONER JUST FELL INTO YOUR MOUTH, OOPS"
Coffeelove says: "YEAH IT'S...
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(I have to point out that yes, this did take place in caps lock)
Coffeelove says: "OH WE'RE JUST GOING TO SLEEP I SWEAR"
walkaway says: "YES THIS IS REALLY UNEXPECTED AND NOT AT ALL PLANNED"
walkaway says: "WOW MY BONER JUST FELL INTO YOUR MOUTH, OOPS"
Coffeelove says: "YEAH IT'S...
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deuteranopia:
Blast it! And I was looking forward to those..!
deuteranopia:
Oooh, the unabridged and illustrated version! I'm lucky indeed!
deuteranopia:
Mmm... that's a toughie, but considering I don't own a Wii anymore (the ex kept it -- hers by right, I suppose. I did give it to her for her birthday), so I would spring for the food. However, there are some games I've played so much that I didn't even bother eating. Substitution can be a wonderful thing. I don't know the story behind this, but is Yoshi not making an appearance?
aluminumovercast:
I like food, personally. Anyone who's seen me without a shirt on can attest to that.
So, I've go to vote for food. The 8-year-old me would've gone for Mario.

All it takes to charm me is a couple of hours of conversation about robot brides and snakes with hands to hold the hand grenades in.
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deuteranopia:
Haha! I see. So, you're into wrist accessories, then are you?
Honestly, I think it's more the other way around, in terms of watches. I think women look and a man's watch more than a man does a woman's. Men notice features about the women themselves, more often than not. It's a sad thing, really, but true. Then again, I do like a good wrist watch. But I'm not the average bear, either, eh Yogi?
Honestly, I think it's more the other way around, in terms of watches. I think women look and a man's watch more than a man does a woman's. Men notice features about the women themselves, more often than not. It's a sad thing, really, but true. Then again, I do like a good wrist watch. But I'm not the average bear, either, eh Yogi?
aluminumovercast:
What you wear, down to the smallest details, says an awful lot about who you are as an individual. It makes perfect sense that you can manipulate the types of people you attract by altering your clothing or accessories.
coffeelove:
Haha, that is fecking brilliant! *right-click-save*
i'm watching the police academy.
yes, really, i am. this is the quality of my sunday.
yes, really, i am. this is the quality of my sunday.
deuteranopia:
I'm actually doing quite well now, all things considered. I just needed to eat some lunch and drink a couple gallons of water. Still, I'll never look at gummy bears the same way again...
oh, i was gonna write uh something
but i am person who fails at regular correspondence and also has nothing very interesting to say
and... yesterday, there was a big buff carpenter guy carrying heavy stuff around in the backyard, who dropped everything in his hands to smile at me and open the door for me when i came gallivanting in with my coffee and...
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but i am person who fails at regular correspondence and also has nothing very interesting to say
and... yesterday, there was a big buff carpenter guy carrying heavy stuff around in the backyard, who dropped everything in his hands to smile at me and open the door for me when i came gallivanting in with my coffee and...
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coffeelove:
I, on the other hand, was very much in a porn plot today. Walking around a construction site in high heels, sexy dress and all that, with three other girls.
There were a lot of Polish carpenters there.
Do we have Poland on the Penis-map yet?
There were a lot of Polish carpenters there.
Do we have Poland on the Penis-map yet?
coffeelove:
Measuring bands? I have wristwatches, lots of them! That is all we need!
Let me go on like I
blister in the sun
Let me go o-o-on,
big hands, I know you're the one
---singing my way to bed
blister in the sun
Let me go o-o-on,
big hands, I know you're the one
---singing my way to bed
coffeelove:
Yes. Lets go out so I can flash my tits to Random Guy on the street!
Sunday-walking through frosty dark city, black coffee and cigarette in hand, lovin' the hell out of my woolen knee-socks. I like this time of year before the snow falls, it's the snow/ice that is the devil.
Someone is asking/begging/challenging me to write/draw a story for christmas (one of those in 24 installments, counting down through December) and I would like to surprise them by actually...
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Someone is asking/begging/challenging me to write/draw a story for christmas (one of those in 24 installments, counting down through December) and I would like to surprise them by actually...
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deuteranopia:
I've recovered from my brief imagination explosion due to your previous comment. I've determined that you, my friend, are what I like to refer to as "the bee's knees." In my day, this was a good thing. It means you're pretty frackin' awesome for one reason or another. In this instance, your wit has shone as one of your most endearing traits and I would like to acknowledge this.
Let the pancreas fondling commence.
Let the pancreas fondling commence.
deuteranopia:
Would you rather I called you the dog's meow? Yeah, I said it.
Meh.
I've got to go to work. I do not so much care for this whole "wake up at 5am to get ready for work" bit. I miss my graveyard shift where I didn't even need an alarm clock. Curse my being the highest ranking person in my shop!
Toodle-loo!
Meh.
I've got to go to work. I do not so much care for this whole "wake up at 5am to get ready for work" bit. I miss my graveyard shift where I didn't even need an alarm clock. Curse my being the highest ranking person in my shop!
Toodle-loo!
Why is it that with so many male acquaintances what we bond over is discussing our digestion in fine detail
deuteranopia:
I gotta say that for the most part, I refuse to acknowledge that I even digest food in the presence of a woman, let alone tell her that I'm off to the toilet to do so. I digress... My ex wife had a nasty habit of having to "digest" at the most inopportune times. Oftentimes it would cause me to be late for something or miss windows of opportunity. I otherwise have no take on the aforementioned subject matter.