walkaway

Trouserless, yes, but you COULD be wearing shorts or a skirt or a dress or even the furs of some long-dead beast. You get our hopes up, friend.

Well, I hate to admit that married men aren't as thoughtful as married women. It seems that all my friends' wives think I'm living in destitution and feel something of remorse for my situation. I honestly do nothing to enforce this in them. But I'll not be turning down free food, either...

Tell you what, what kind of munchies do you like? I'll send you some for Christmas. I mean, it's right around the corner!