According to the cheap and trashy celebrity gossip magazine which one of the people at work was reading today, Mariah Carey is alleged to have said the following after viewing footage of undernourished children in Africa...

"Whenever I see those starving kids I just want to cry! I mean, I'd love to be skinny too but not with all those flies and death and stuff".

By the way, folks...this is very funny a story about a plush Cthulhu toy