waking

Hello SG

So I am about a month away from my birthday (march 1st) and I had a friend ask me what did I want. Well I'll be 28 and honestly there is nothing special about that age at all. So he told me I should make an Amazon wish list. I was like, people really won't buy stuff from there. It would be a waste of time honestly. So I continued to kind of ask random friends their ideas and my friend Jeff told me something that instantly soaked my interest, lol. He said "Ask for birthday boobies". I was shocked, in my soon to be 28 years of living I have never once received birthday boobies. So I was like hmmm how can I go about doing this? Facebook would be extremely awkward/inappropriate, same with twitter. So I have come here, in hopes that the wonderfully beautiful SG community will help me with this birthday wish. I know this sounds completely outrageous but wouldn't you be completely ecstatic over getting a set of birthday boobies?!?! And it does t have to be boobies btw, a pretty smile will do just fine (but boobies would completely rock). So if you want to make my birthday wish come true, get ahold of me on here and I'll tell you how. It would really make my birthday great

~waking